Merc with the Mouth Files - Weasel


Real Name:
Jack Hammer
Current Alias: Weasel
Also Known As: The Penetrator. Actually he preferred Penetraitor.
Past Teams: Agency X

Special Abilities: He would consider himself a genius.

Strengths: He is pretty good at coming up with techno stuff and neat weapons.

Weaknesses: He is a nerd.
Weasel
Notes: Not much to say about him, he just kind of hangs out with me and gets me info when I need it. Actually did you know that he went to the same school as Spider-Man? Yes I know that, but I didn't want him to know that I know, you know?

If We Should Fight: You know I would take him out, so he better not eat all of the cheesy puffs.
Links:
Weasel - Wikipedia