Area: [Fido] Video Games, Sega, Etc
Date: 08 May 93
From: David Dayton
Subj: Mario Bros. Movie

1981 - Mario defeats Donkey Kong and rescues the maiden (later known as Pauline).

1982 - Mario, in his one and only loss, is beaten by Donkey Kong's son, Donkey Kong Jr.. Both apes escape. Mario, the carpenter, searches for a new line of work.

1983 - Mario, and his younger brother Luigi, start work as plumbers. The Mario Bros. plumbing works is quickly exterminated of the vermin that dwelled there.

1985 - Mario and Luigi, while plumbing away, "found a secret warp zone while working on a drain" (SUPER MARIO BROS. SUPER SHOW). They are sucked into the Mushroom Kingdom, where they rescue the red-haired Princess Toadstool from the clutches of Bowser, the Koopa King. Apparently, Bowser killed off the Pincess's father.

1985 - Mario returns to Brooklyn, New York, where he and Pauline play a game of Pinball.

1985 - Still in New York, Mario umpires a few tennis matches for some extra dough. Luigi must be off plumbing.

1985 - Mario takes up golf, but still is having trouble making ends meet.

1985 - Mario and Luigi, in a last ditch attempt to pay their rent, start working as a wrecking crew. Unfortunatly, the evil Foreman Spike drives them off.

1987 - Mario takes a job as a boxing referee. Quits the job...can't stand the graphic violence, especially between Mike Tyson and Tyson's female "friends".

1988 - Mario and Luigi return to the Mushroom Kingdom. One night, Mario dreams about an enslaved land called Sub-Con. Mario, Luigi, Princess Toadstool (still red-headed), and the loyal Toad (a mushroom retainer...what is a "retainer" anyway?) stop the evil toad/frog Wart...only to find out that the four had fought the battle in their dreams.

1989 - Mario challenges Luigi to a friendly game of Tetris.

1989 - Mario umpires a tennis match again...but in the "Real World" (SUPER MARIO BROS. SUPER SHOW quote).

1989 - Mario starts smashing bricks from his spaceship.

1989 - Mario saves Princess Daisy from the clutches of the evil Tatanga in Sarasaland.

1990 - Mario does some golfing.

1990 - For a second time, Mario defeats Bowser, King of the Koopa, who tried to take over the Mushroom world with his 7 Koopalings.

1990 - Mario tries his hand at doctoring in the Mushroom Kgdom Hospital. The Princess appears to be blonde.

1991 - Mario judges a F-1 race.

1991 - Mario visits Mexico to visit Qix.

1991 - Mario golfs again.

1991 - Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi the dinosaur rescue Princess Toadstool (red-blonde) from King Koopa and his Koopalings, who have invaded Dinosaur Land.

1992 - Yoshi and Mario team up to help Yoshi pig out.

1992 - Mario gets a land grant from the Princess, and goes to live in Marioland...a tiny island off the tip of the Mushroom Kingdom. Unfortunatly, an evil anti-plumber named Wario, a long-time enemy of Mario's since childhood (interesting, since Mario grew up in Brooklyn and War is just a yellow weirdo), took over Marioland before Mario arrived. The Mushrooms were hypnotized, and a bunch of Mario-hating Koopa Troopas, Goomba, Piranha Plants, etc. came to fight Mario. Mario won, yet again, and takes control of his own tiny kingdom.

1993 - Mario and Yoshi open their own cookie factory. They rush to keep up with the hundreds of thousands of orders.

1993 - Mario dissappears, so Luigi goes off to find him. Luigi's first ever solo quest...

199_ - Luigi and Princess Toadstool are about to tie the knot, when Koopa appears and whisks the Princess away. Angry, Luigi sets off to free his bride. Best man Mario, Usher Toad, and Flower Reptile Yoshi join him. Luigi stops Koopa just before the hypnotized Princess is about to say "I do ... Bowser".

199_ - Toad and Yoshi set off to rescue the Mario Bros., who dissappeared. They find them at the clutches of King Bowser Koopa, Wart, Donkey Kong and DK Jr., the space freak Tatanga, and Wario. Just when things look bleak, the Princess saves the day.

199_ - The Mario Kids, Mary and Louis, set off to find Uncle Mario, as well as their parents, Princess Toadstool Mario and Prince Luigi Mario. With a little luck, and a bit of help from Toad and Yoshi, the Mario Twins beat the Koopalings at their own game.

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(All names/trademarks EXCEPT Mary Mario, Louis Mario, The Mario Kids, and The Mario Twins are copyright Nintendo Of America. The kids are (c)1993 David F. Dayton.)

* Note: The 199_ games are not yet in production, but I have all the info on them that you need. The planning is going on. They may or may not be released on CD-ROM.

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