Musical friends, people I know (or might want to know), or otherwise cool people: feel free to contact me at


Please keep your spam to yourself, it honestly won't work on me.

I've never entered the Australian lottery, don't have an interest in laundering money from Nigeria, am satisfied with the size of my member and my performance in the bedroom, don't need prescription drugs on the black market, and can get my software through legal means.

But thanks.