Number 2, April 1999

· Truer Words
· Puzzled women bequeath jerks very exotic gifts
· "No crushing with tanks, either. Promise!"
· Salt Lake City Olympic Perks
· Y2K Author Besmirched
· Right of Way? Damn Hell You Say
· Apollo/Saturn V Center
· Mrs. London's Trafalgar
· Noted With Pleasure

Number 1, March 1999

· Mark Twain, Consumer
· Twain's Speech on the Weather
· A Smattering of Twain Quotations
· Clyde Jones in City Market
· This Is Rocket Science
· Frank Borman in Front of the Eight-Ball
· The Origin of Support (or, Survival of the Dimmest)
· Your New Insurance Company
·You Too May Be Stricken
· Kansas City Diner Oatmeal Cookies
· Noted With Pleasure