Stoopid Signs

<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0 height="100%"><tr> <td valign="top" width=26.875% BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <IMG SRC="07296390.jpg" border=0 width="150" height="57" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> Stoopid</div> <div> Signs!</div> </td> <td valign="top" BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#F7F7FF"> <div> <FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#FF0000" FACE="Burton's Nightmare 2000" ><B>Michael W. Thompson, Ph.D.</B></FONT>     <FONT SIZE="1" COLOR="#CCCC66" FACE="Arial" >|   <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Michael W. Thompson, Ph.D."><U><B>home</B></U></A></FONT></div> <div> <A HREF="id2.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Nature Photography"><U>Nature Photography</U></A>   |   <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Antique Furniture"><U>Antique Furniture</U></A>   |   <A HREF="placles.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Places Ive Lived"><U>Places I've Lived</U></A>   |   <A HREF="cats.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="My Cats!"><U>My Cats!</U></A>   |   <B>Stoopid Signs</B>   |   <A HREF="compuhelp.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Computer Help For Beginners"><U>Computer Help For Beginners</U></A></div> <div> <IMG SRC="03cf4010.gif" border=0 width="500" height="1" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Stoopid Signs!</div> <div> In my many travels throughout the area, I've seen some of the finest displays of human stupidity.  Without further ado, here's a sample.</div> <bR> <div> <TABLE BORDER="0" CELLPADDING="2" CELLSPACING="1" WIDTH="908" BORDERCOLORLIGHT="#C0C0C0" BORDERCOLORDARK="#808080" FRAME="BOX" RULES="ALL" ALIGN="LEFT" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0" > <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 234 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="04f18d20.jpg" border=0 width="280" height="210" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> At least the pizza was good.</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="514"><div> <IMG SRC="04e18d20.jpg" border=0 width="280" height="210" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> You think it was the pizza?</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 249 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="05018d20.jpg" border=0 width="280" height="210" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Frankly, I don't care *how* you do it.</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=CENTER WIDTH="514"><div> <IMG SRC="0512ce10.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="225" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> More bad pizza?</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 234 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="06318d20.jpg" border=0 width="280" height="210" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Must be a government job.</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="514"><div> <IMG SRC="06418d20.jpg" border=0 width="280" height="210" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> They make the rockin' world go 'round.</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 249 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="0522ce10.jpg" border=0 width="300" height="225" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> I know some politicians who could use some.</div> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="514"><div> <IMG SRC="05318d20.jpg" border=0 width="280" height="210" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Yuck.</div> </tD> </tR> <tR> <tD VALIGN=TOP HEIGHT= 253 ><NOBR><div> <IMG SRC="06518d20.jpg" border=0 width="280" height="210" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> Just HOW used are they?</div> <bR> </NOBR></tD> <tD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="514"><IMG BORDER="0" SRC="1x1.gif" HEIGHT="253" ALIGN="bottom" WIDTH="514" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></tD> </tR> </TABLE></div> <bR> </td> </tr></table></body>