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The Monkey Wrench Gang


Soon

Soon I will be gone

Railroad man don’t bother me

I’m set free

"Hello" girl I do despise

I’m set free

Soon I will be gone

Detective Con

In every morning at 6 am
She dials me up ... "Is Jonathan in?"
“No, did you ever hear of intercourse?"
She was married once to a colleague’s son
But her constant whine made him come undone
Needless to say it ended in divorce

Every last detail
Total alarm!
Beware, my charges
of Detective Con

Her files are scrawled with tiny print
Capital letters to read you’ll squint
Exhibit A, your honor, I submit
17 voice mails in my box
The key to the case she must unlock
Shove your hands under your ass and sit!

Every last detail ...

I saw her walking with a knife
I thank the lord she’s not my wife
Smoke’n’mirrors would make a nice effect
Each and every case you see
Is a complete emergency
It makes me want to give her head a whack

Maya Van Rossum’s Blues

My feathered friends
Had an awful time
Thick gunky oil
Worse than fishing line

Greek shipping fleet
Only single hulled
Was it a pipe or pump
That oiled down the gulls

8 months ago
Venezualan coast
Lotta heavy crude
Quote unquote "lost"

Did it make a difference?
Did Citgo care?
They let the Athos sail
Down the Delaware

Dehydrated birds
In the oily mud
Swab down their throats
In the rescue tub

The drowning coots
The gannets and the swans
No retirement
On Golden Pond

The Monkey Wrench Gang

Between Alaska and the Yukon
The pristine coastal plains are getting drilled
The snow geese and dolly vardens
Another wildlife refuge gone to hell

A pipeline, yes, a pipeline
A million barrels a day for twenty years
If you look really closely
You’ll see a wolverine shed a tear

Bring back the Monkey Wrench Gang
Abbzug, Sarvis, and seldom seen
That’s Hayduke over there
He’s pulling stakes up everywhere
They’re gonna save Alaska with a can of gasoline

Offshore leasing exploration
A million acres in the Beaufort sea
Meanwhile on a ranch in Crawford
A millionaire says this don’t affect me

Bring back the Monkey Wrench Gang ...

Bring back the Monkey Wrench Gang
Not a moment too soon
Bring back the Monkey Wrench Gang
They’re selling real estate on the moon

Thousands and thousands of public comments
So many tiny voices down the drain
The Brooks Range and the South Slope
The caribou will lose the coastal plain

Bring back the Monkey Wrench Gang ...

It Happened To Me

Were you only in my head trying to get out?
I close my eyes afraid to set you free
Let those ideas run around you’ll end up lost in doubt
Followed by somebody’s history

I have said for many years the earth down here ain’t scorched
This is only the downtown arcade
Kids shuffle in to take chance – pockets full of hope
They win a round and think they’ve got it made

Hey, this could happen to anyone
Hey, it happened to me

Shattered glass outside a door is never a good sign
I swear I thought I saw your sweater vest
They left the phone off of the hook so they could figure out
A decent way to split up what was left

Hey, this could happen to anyone
Hey, it happened to me

Love will find you in due time – I heard a distant train
Pulling broken dreams on down the tracks
A few more months of bitterness and words left unresolved
You’ll reach a point where there’s no turning back

Hey, this could happen to anyone
Hey, it happened to me

Leonard’s Coming Down From The Mountain

Leonard’s coming down from the mountain and he’s pissed
Better run now
"I don’t remember Los Angeles like this"
Better run now

Underneath his robe, Lenny’s got a gun
Looking for a girl, better run run run

Leonard’s coming down from the mountain and he’s pissed, better run now

Leonard’s coming down from the mountain to record
Better run now
He’s practiced at his verse and he wields a verbal sword
Better run now

Underneath his robe, he’s got a Teac deck
A classical guitar – he’s gonna fingerpick

Leonard’s coming down from the mountain to record
Better run now

Leonard’s coming down from the mountain for good
Better run now
A man can only live for so long in the woods
Better run now

Underneath his robe, Lenny’s got a gun …


    Carnation Revolution

    Yesterday’s for history books
    There’ll be no sad songs today
    Amalia’s shawl is on a hook
    And the fates are held at bay

    Carnation Revolution

    A song is signaling the start
    Stick a flower in your gun
    MFA can now take heart
    Estado Novo on the run

    Carnation Revolution

    Sidewalks are black and white
    Throw down your arms tonight


    Arrive

    Dawn not forthcoming
    Lost in the gloom
    Dark star a-fallin'
    Needle and a spoon

    sweet rush Charlie
    babe feels alive
    chalk scratch ... how dare we
    arrive

    Arrive and you’re nowhere
    Blown down the trail
    Ruby's left town, boy
    Check's in the mail

    sweet rush Charlie
    babe feels alive
    chalk scratch ... how dare we
    arrive


    Red from Mississippi

    Trouble in the streets
    You're whistling red in Dixie
    Bragging down the phone line
    About your last victory

    I won a blue ribbon
    For my lover's design
    Now I’m banging ‘em back in Brooklyn
    Waiting on a sign

    I can't understand you
    I won't let you kiss me
    You can't be my lover
    Red from Mississippi

    I used to idealize you
    With your dangerous charm
    You tall and handsome
    With me on your arm

    But of the boys I’ve been around
    You’re the dumbest, it’s true
    Another brainless angel
    Hey, red, call me blue

    I can't understand you
    I won't let you kiss me
    You can't be my lover
    Red from Mississippi

    Brooklyn never gonna meet Biloxi
    I pulled back my blouse and admired what you won’t see

    Trouble on the streets ...


    Spy

    Seduced by a swallow
    From the KGB
    The cold war never happened
    For Josephine and me

    Major William Martin:
    "Man who never was"
    Dressed up in details
    Red combat gloves

    Spy

    Josie’s in the orchestra
    Bug in her flute
    I’m down the street
    Dead drop and loot


    Hide

    He left out in the middle of the night
    Lord, he must of made a dreadful sight
    Woke up in a hotel in Des Moines
    With a familiar aching in his groin

    Thankful for the day that he’s alive
    hide!

    Pictures on his firewall
    This family man takes a fall
    The TV drones on ... he’s awake
    They track every move that he makes

    Careful not to blink an eye
    hide!

    Hiding and kneeling wearing dark colors
    Where did you find these questionable lovers?

    Confronted at work his tongue tied
    hide!

    A week on he’s in Sante Fe
    His previous life gone away
    A new set of teeth and I.D.
    He wonders, "Does she think of me?"

    She shouts from the door ... asks him "why?"
    hide!

    A life unexpected turns a dark corner
    You never thought you’d end up a loner

    Thankful for the day that he’s alive
    hide!


    Eats Right Out Of Your Hand

    Don’t he look like a wave in the ocean
    Breaking over the sand
    Little pup on the blanket squalling
    Eats right out of your hand

    Don’t it feel like we’re still in love, babe
    Like we still had a chance
    Soldier slumps on the street ... fair warning
    Eats right out of your hand

    Don’t it seem like he’s gone for good now
    Shot in the back when he ran
    Lying dead on the blanket calling
    "Eats right out of your hand"

    Don’t it feel ...




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