The 1999-2000 Halloween DEAD Pool

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Another Halloween Dead Pool has come and gone! This year's big winners are (drum roll, please)....

In 1st place ($126) - THE UNDERTAKERS with 42 points on their bonus round pick Max Patkin!
in 2nd place ($36)- CRUD! with his 34 point pick Mabel King!
and in 3rd place ($18)- THE DEAD MEN WALKING with 23 points from a combination of two oldies... Gen Rayburn and Sir John Gielgud!



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"Seven, in Heaven!"



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THE LEADERBOARD
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1st Place -THE UNDERTAKERS (42)
2nd Place - CRUD! (34)
3rd Place -THE DEAD MEN WALKING (23)
4th Place - THE KAVORKIANS (22)
5th - THE PALLBEARERS (21)
6th - THE DAISY PUSHERS (14)
 
 

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BREAKING NEWS!!!
A new Dead Pool record! Barely fourteen hours after the close of our dead pool draft, the UNDERTAKERS score big with their pick... the Clown Prince of Baseball, Max Patkin, who dies on October 30th, 1999 at the age of 79. And get this! They picked him in the 14th (bonus) round, which makes him a big 42 points! The UNDERTAKERS establish themselves an early lead. They are the team to beat!
 

"What's Happening?" Mabel King has gone off the air on November 9, 1999. CRUD! Moves into second place with 34 points! 
 

Blankity-Blank!!!! The old crocodile himself, everyone's favorite game show host, Gene Rayburn, dies on November 29th, 1999 at the age of 81. The DEAD MEN WALKING move into third place with 19 points!
 

"Good Night!" The truly great Sir John Gielgud, the very first Knight to go in the Dead Pool, dies on May 20, 2000 at the age of 96. Not many points but the DEAD MEN WALKING tighten their death grip on third place.
 

"GOAL!" Maurice "The Rocket" Richard shoots into that big net in the sky as he dies on May 27, 2000 at the age of 78. THE KAVORKIANS power play into fourth place.
 

"Bad News, Bears (and other fans)". Walter Matthau gets to be in a new Odd Couple (him and God) as he dies on July 7th, 2000 at the age of 79. The PALLBEARERS step up as the Dead Pool race is neck and neck for the all important 3rd Place (the last money position!).





"Can I  use the force in Heaven, Luke?" Sir Alec Guiness acts his way into heaven as he dies on August 5th, 2000 at the age of 86. The DAISY PUSHERS are on the board! 


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 THE KAVORKIANS, our picks...
1)Ronald Reagan (franchise player) 
2)Bob Hope (franchise player)
3)Muhhamid Ali (franchise player)
4)Maurice Richard DIES 5/27/00 at the age of 78!
5)Milton Berle
6)Johnny Paycheck
7)Don Knotts
8)Ted Kennedy
9)Reverend Billy Graham
10)Hugh Hefner
11)Eddie Robinson
12)Katherine Hepburn
13)Garrett Morris (SNL round)
14)Ed Furlong (BONUS ROUND)
15)Sammy the Bull Gravano
22 POINTS - 4th PLACE

 

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 THE STIFF ONES, our picks...
1)Kirk Douglas (Franchise player!)
2)Richard Pryor (Franchise player!)
3)Rodney Dangerfield (Franchise player!) 
4)John Goodman
5)Clint Eastwood
6)Carol O'Connor 
7)Tommy Lee
8)Farah Fawcett
9)Scott Whelan
10)Billy Idol
11)Eddie Fisher
12)Pamela Lee
13)G.E. Smith (SNL Round)
14)Joey Merlino (BONUS Round)
15)David Arquette

 

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 THE PALLBEARERS, our picks...
1)Liz Taylor(Franchise player!)
2)Louie Anderson (Franchise player!) 
3)Walter Matthua DIES 7/1/00 at the age of 79!
4)Hank, The Angry Dwarf
5)Christopher Lloyd
6)Neil Pert
7)Gregory Peck
8)John Fruciante 
9)Mickey Rourke
10)Jonathan Winters
11)Dale Evans
12)Iggy Pop
13)Laraine Newman (SNL round)
14)Lane Staley (BONUS round)
15)Mike Tyson
21 POINTS - 5th PLACE

 

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 THE YELLOW LIGHTS, our picks...
1)Johnny Carson
2)Margaret Thatcher
3)Dan Reeeves
4)Jessie Jackson 
5)Arthur C. Clarke
6)Yoggi Berra
7)Morton Downey Jr.
8)William Jefferson Clinton 
9)Calvin DeForest
10)Martin Lawrence 
11)Anne Rice 
12)Mikal Gorbachev 
13)Tim Kasrinsky (SNL round)
14)Imogene Coca (BONUS round)
15)Colonel Tom Parker

 

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 THE UNDERTAKERS, our picks...
1)Johnny Cash (franchise player)
2)The Pope (franchise player)
3)Jerry Lewis (franchise player)
4)Jack Klugman
5)Ted Williams
6)Robert Downey Jr.
7)Greg Luganis
8)Michael J. Fox
9)Strom Thurman
10)Hugh Downs
11)Magic Johnson
12)Red Auerbach
13)Joe Piscopo(SNL round)
14)Max Patkin DIES 10/30/99 at the age of 79 (BONUS round)
15)Demetri Underwood
42 POINTS - 1st PLACE!

 

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 THE DOWN-UNDERS, our picks...
1)Jack Lemmon (Franchise player!)
2)Walter Cronkite (Franchise player!)
3)Andy Rooney (Franchise player!) 
4)Tony Randall
5)Al Lewis
6)Tim Conway
7)Bob Dylan 
8)Jan Michael Vincent
9)Dom Deluise
10)Harvey Korman
11)Burt Reynolds
12)Karen Duffy
13)Norm MacDonald (SNL round)
14)Leonard Nimoy (BONUS round)
15)Ed Asner

 

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 THE DAISY PUSHERS, our picks...
1)Annette Funicello
2)Marlon Brando 
3)Sir Alec Guinness DIES 8/5/00 at the age of 86
4)Mel Brooks
5)Chuck Berry
6)Bob Dole
7)Christopher Reeve
8)Dick Van Dyke
9)Mary Kay
10)Bob Barker
11)John Glenn
12)Sophia Loren
13)David Spade (SNL round)
14)Joe Jackson (BONUS round)
15)Michael Douglas
14 POINTS - SIXTH PLACE

 

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THE DEAD MEN WALKING, our picks...
1)Boris Yelstin (franchise player)
2) Evel Kineval (franchise player)
3) Stephen Hawkins (franchise player)
4) Dudley Moore
5) Ernest Borgnine
6) Sir John Gielgud DIES 5/20/00 at the age of 96
7) Robert Urich
8) Larry Hagman
9) Art Carney
10) Fidel Castro
11) Gene Rayburn DIES 11/29/99 at the age of 81
12) Werner Klemperer
13) Chevy Chase (SNL round)
14) Larry Flynt (BONUS round)
15) John Gotti Sr.
23 POINTS - THIRD PLACE
 


CRUD!, our picks...
1) Mike Ditka
2) Estelle Getty
3) Carl Reiner
4) Gene Wilder
5) Bob Denver
6) Tommy Lasorda
7) Kurt Vonnegut
8) James Brown
9) Captain Lou Albano
10) Mabel King DIES 11/9/99 at the age of 66
11) Buddy Ebsen
12) Carol Channing
13) Andy Dick (SNL round)
14) Sidney Poitier (BONUS round)
15) Willie Mayes
34 POINTS - SECOND PLACE

 

These are the Rules for The Dead Pool Halloween '99 - Halloween '00:

 

1) You will pick 15 people in the public eye who you think will be ‘called home' this year.
2) They will be picked in draft mode in 15 rounds (like fantasy football)
3) Entry fee is $20 (in monopoly money)
4) Money will be distributed Halloween ‘00 as follows, 1st place 70%, 2nd place 20%, and third place 10%.
5) Scores will be tallied on a 100 point system, if one of your players ‘kicks' subtract his/her age at death from 100 and those are your points!
6) Death row inmates are ineligible candidates.
7) People who are in the public eye only because they are sickly (leukemia boy or such) are ineligible.
8) You may not kill any of your players (the Brett clause).
9) When a spot on your roster is ‘vacated' you do not get to add a replacement player.
10) Next Halloween you may deem three of your ‘still kicking' roster as ‘franchise players' and keep them, the rest go back in the draft.
11) Saturday Night Live Round. Round 13 has been deemed the SNL round. You have to pick an SNL alum (we ain't missing a Phil Hartman again!)
2) BONUS ROUND! Round 14 is a bonus round... point values are doubled for players picked in this round.

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