BREAKING NEWS...
"Oscar, I hope you haven't made a big mess of heaven. Cause we're
gonna be roomies again!" Jack Lemmon makes the move to join his old pal
Walter Matthau as he dies on 6/27/01 at the age of 76.
THE PALLBEARERS score their second.
"Stifle it! You Meathead! You make me so mad I might have a heart
attack or something." Archie couldn't be more right as Carrol O'Connor
moves up to that big chair in the sky on 6/21/01 at the age of 76. THE
STIFF ONES get on the board!
"DENNISSSSSSS! You are such a menace!" Mr. Wilson never has to
worry about being harassed by that annoying kid next door* as his creator,
Hank Ketcham goes to that big comic strip in the sky on 6/1/01 at the age
of 81. THE DEAD MEN WALKING have him in the bonus round (that's 38 big
points!).
*(I know the strip has not been written by Mr.
Ketcham for years and will continue despite his death)
"Stargell hits one out of the park! This one could sail all the
way to the heavens! What's this??? He's following it!" Pirates slugger
Willie Stargell is 'called home' on 4/9/01 at the age of 61. THE UNDERTAKERS
take a HUGE lead as they had him in the double points bonus round!
"Hey you SLIMEBALL! You make me want to puke up a lung!" Famous
chain smoker Morton (not Robert) Downey Jr. loses his battle with lung
cancer on 3/12/01 at the age of 67. THE UNDERTAKERS slip into first place!
"Smoke 'em if you got 'em!"
"Happy Trails to her!" Dale Evans jumps on her horse and rides
off into the sunset to visit her late husband on 2/7/01 at the age of 88.
THE DEAD MEN WALKING further their lead!
(use a surfer voice)"Mr. Hand, You remind me of my Uncle Martin!"
Bill Bixby will soon have some incredible company as uncle/martian/teacher/judge
Ray Walston dies on 1/1/01 at the age of 86. THE PALLBEARERS move into
2nd place!
"Hogannnnnn..... I'm coming to see you!" Everyone's favorite P.O.W.
commandant, Colonel Klink heads to the eastern front (of heaven) as Werner
Klemperer dies on 12/6/2000 at the age of 80. THE DEAD MEN WALKING are
first on the board.
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THE KEVORKIANS, our picks...
1)Ronald Reagan (franchise player)
2)Bob Hope (franchise player)
3)Muhhamid Ali (franchise player)
4)Art Linkletter
5)Yassir Arafat
6)Jesse Helms
7)Dudley Moore
8)Reverend Billy Graham
9)Rosa Parks
10)Chuck Berry
11)Dick Van Dyke
12)Don Knotts
13)Milton Berle (BONUS ROUND)
14)Eddy Robinson
15)Fred 'Rerun' Berry
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THE STIFF ONES, our picks...
1)Kirk Douglas (Franchise player!)
2)Richard Pryor (Franchise player!)
3)Rodney Dangerfield (Franchise player!)
4)John Goodman
5)Sammy the Bull Gravano
6)Carrol O'Conner DIES 6/21/01 at 76 years old
7)Scott Whelan
8)Joe Paterno
9)Angus Young
10)George Foreman
11)Tom Greene
12)Jeff Gordon
13)B.B. King (BONUS ROUND)
14)Tiger Woods
15)Tina Turner
FOURTH PLACE - 24 POINTS
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THE PALLBEARERS, our
picks...
1)Ray Walston DIES 1/1/01 at 86 years old
2)Henry Kissinger
3)Ernest Borgnine
4)Andy Griffith
5)Jack Palance
6)Katherine Hepburn
7)Jack Lemmon DIES 6/27/01 at 76 years old
8)Gerald Ford
9)Buddy Hackett
10)James Coburn
11)Richard Dawson
12)Keith Richards
13)Little Richard (BONUS ROUND)
14)Gregory Peck
15)Louie Anderson
THIRD PLACE - 38POINTS
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DEE DEAD LIGHTS, our
picks...
1)Arthur C. Clarke (franchise player)
2)Margaret Thatcher (franchise player)
3)Liza Minelli
4)Larry Hagman
5)Jonathon Frid
6)Fidel Castro
7)Casey Rodgers
8)Gordan Jump
9)Gary Owens
10)Rosemary Clooney
11)Mort Walker
12)Harvey Korman
13)Lady Byrd Johnson (BONUS ROUND)
14)Jack Warden
15)Marcel Marcel
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THE UNDERTAKERS, our
picks...
1)Jack Klugman (franchise player)
2)Johnny Cash (franchise player)
3)Robert Downey Jr. (franchise player)
4)John McCain
5)Darryl Strawberry
6)Ted Williams
7)Liz Taylor
8)Emminem
9)Andy Dick
10)Michael J. Fox
11)Kenny Rodgers
12)Greg Luganis
13)Willie Stargel DIES 4/09/01 at 61 years old
(BONUS ROUND)
14)Evel Kineval Jr.
15)Morton Downey Jr. DIES 3/12/01 at 67 years old
FIRST PLACE - 111POINTS
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THE DOWN-UNDERS, our
picks...
1)Walter Cronkite (Franchise player!)
2)Grandpa Al Lewis (Franchise player!)
3)Alonzo Mourning
4)Mr. T
5)Shelly Fabre
6)Julia Child
7)Nolan Ryan
8)The Pope
9)Charlton Heston
10)Abe Vigoda
11)Maureen O'Hara
12)Karen Duffy
13)Johnny Carson (BONUS ROUND)
14)Hugh Hefner
15)Ronnie Bigs
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THE DEAD MEN WALKING, our picks...
1)Eunice Kennedy Schriver
2) Louis Farakan
3) Annette Funicello
4) Dick Gregory
5) Boris Yelstin
6) Stephen Hawkins
7) Marlon Brando
8) Evel Kineval (Sr.)
9) Robert Urich
10) Werner Klemperer DIES 12/6/00 at 80 years old
11) Art Carney
12) Dale Evans DIES 2/7/01 at 88 years old
13) Hank Ketcham DIES 6/1/01 a 81 years old (BONUS
ROUND)
14) Mel Brooks
15) Johnny Paycheck
SECOND PLACE - 70POINTS
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