updated 11/8/02

The 2001-2002 Halloween DEAD Pool


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THE SEASON IS OVER...
"Bring out your Dead, Bring out your Dead, so we can tally up your scores!"

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1st Place - THE KEVORKIANS (73 points!) $84
2nd Place - THE STIFF ONES (45 points!) $24
3rd Place - THE DEAD MEN WALKING (42 points!) $12
4th Place - THE DOWN-UNDERS (39 points!)
5th Place -THE PALLBEARERS (7 points!)
 


"Eight is Enough!!!"


 
 

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BREAKING NEWS...

"Hey God! You need a guy who can hit .400? Do you need a 'Splendid Sprinter'? I guess you do cause you came and got him!" The last man to bat .400 moves on to that big baseball diamond in the sky as Ted Williams dies on 7/5/02. THE KEVORKIANS set a new record with 4 BIG HITS in one year (and there are still 4 months to go!).
 

"You wearing a fucking wire? You better fucking not be wearing a fucking wire, you're my fucking boy Sammy... You wouldn't do that to me.... would you?" The ultimate hitman (GOD) finally whacks the Dapper Don as John Gotti dies on 6/10/02. THE DOWN-UNDERS move into fourth place!

"The pearly gates are a par three.... Sam Snead hits a long drive.... he's on the green! Now for the putt... Snead nails the putt! Sam Snead gets a birdie! He's in Heaven!" Sam Snead's next golf game will be with God as he moves on to greener courses on 5/23/02. THE KEVORKIANS reclaim 1st place!

"SPENSER:FOR HIRE will you S.W.A.T. that SOAP LOVE BOAT in VEGAS you EMERILL loving LAZARUS MAN!" Robert Urich does his final series as he goes to the big tube in the sky on 4/16/02. THE STIFF ONES move into a 1st place tie!

BIG NEWS! For the first time in Halloween Dead Pool history two players go down in one day!
Funny men Milton Berle and Dudley Moore have the last laugh as they move on to bigger and better venues on 3/27/02. THE PALLBEARERS get on the board with Uncle Milty's 7 and THE KEVORKIANS take the lead with 'Authur's' 34 points! 

"Duck Season, Rabbit Season, Duck Season, Rabbit Season, Chuck Jones Season!" Chuck Jones draws his last breath as he dies on 2/22/02 at the age of 89.
THE KEVORKIANS are on the board.

"My sweet Lord!" George Harrison becomes the second Beatle to  make the move to the 'Big Band In The Sky' as he dies on 11/29/01 at the age of 58. 
THE DEAD MEN WALKING take an early lead..
 



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 THE KEVORKIANS (owner - Inny), our picks...
1)Dudley Moore (franchise player) DIES 3/27/02 at 66 years old
2)Chuck Berry (franchise player)
3)Ronald Reagan (franchise player)
4)Buddy Ebson
5)Chuck Jones DIES 2/22/02 at 89 years old
6)Marlon Brando
7)Ted Williams DIES 7/5/02 at 83 years old
8)Jesse Helms
9)Larry Doby
10)Sam Snead DIES 5/23/02 at 89 years old
11)Stan Musial
12)Foster Brooks
13)John Wooden
14)Joey Bishop
15)Johnny Paycheck
16) Red Buttons
FIRST PLACE - 73 POINTS


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 THE STIFF ONES (owners - BJH & Wife), our picks...
1)Kirk Douglas (Franchise player!)
2)Richard Pryor (Franchise player!)
3)Rodney Dangerfield (Franchise player!) 
4)Whitney Houston
5)Muhammad Ali
6)Walter Kronkite
7)Robert Downey Jr.
8)Louie Anderson
9)Abe Vigoda
10)Clint Eastwood
11)George Foreman
12)Mickey Rourke
13)Robert Urich DIES 4/16/02 at 55 years old
14)Mariah Carey
15)Angus Young
16) Hugh Hefner
SECOND PLACE - 45 POINTS

 

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 THE PALLBEARERS (owners-CJM & Fiance), our picks...
1)Ernest Borgnine (Franchise player!)
2)Katherine Hepburn (Franchise player!)
3)Jack Palance (Franchise player!)
4)Jouquin Phoneix
5) JoAnne Woodward
6)Ryan O'neal
7)Robert Blake
8)Larry Flynt
9)Betty White
10)Andy Dick
11)Milton Berle DIES 3/27/02 at 93 years old
12)Wayne Knight
13)B.B. King
14)Johnny Lee Hooker
15)Arnold Palmer
16) Don Knotts
FIFTH PLACE - 7 POINTS


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 THE UNDERTAKERS (owners - G-Force & N-Force), our picks...
1)Johnny Cash (franchise player)
2)Jack Klugman (franchise player)
3)John McCain (franchise player)
4) Annette Funicello
5)Liz Taylor
6)John Madden
7)Tony Randall
8)Pat Sommerall
9)John Goodman
10)Jimmy Carter
11)Luciani Pavoritti
12)Liza Minelli
13)Jerry Lewis
14)Ron Popeil
15)Greg Luganis
16) Don Imus


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 THE DOWN-UNDERS (owners - JPK & Wife) , our picks...
1)Grandpa Al Lewis (Franchise player!)
2)Geraldine Ferraro
3)Strom Thurman
4)Charlotte Rae
5)James Gardner
6)Yassir Arafat
7)Yvonne DeCarlo
8)John Gotti DIES 6/10/02 at 61 years old
9)Cory Heim
10)Dom Deluise
11)Johnny Carson
12)Conrad Bain
13)Hugh Downs
14)Keith Richards
15)Aaron Spelling
16) Larry King
FOURTH PLACE - 39 POINTS

 

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THE DEAD MEN WALKING (owner - Mitch), our picks...
1)Joel Seigal
2) George Harrison DIES 11/29/01 at 58 years old
3) Sadam Hussein
4) Julia Child
5) Fidel Castro
6) Boris Yelstin
7) Dick Gregory
8) Nelson Mandela
9) Art Carney
10) Louis Farakan
11) Evel Kineval (Sr.)
12) Micky Rooney
13) Stephen Hawkins 
14) Gregory Peck
15) Arthur C. Clarke
16) Karl Malden
THIRD PLACE - 42 POINTS


These are the Rules for The Dead Pool Halloween '01 - Halloween '02:

1) You will pick 16 people in the public eye who you think will be ‘called home' this year.
2) They will be picked in draft mode in 16 rounds (like fantasy football)
3) Entry fee is $20 (in monopoly money)
4) Money will be distributed Halloween ‘02 as follows, 1st - 70%, 2nd - 20%, and 3rd - 10%.
5) Scores will be tallied on a 100 point system, if one of your players ‘kicks' subtract his/her age at death from 100 and those are your points!
6) Death row inmates are ineligible candidates.
7) People who are in the public eye only because they are sickly (leukemia boy or such) are ineligible.
8) You may not kill any of your players (the Brett clause).
9) When a spot on your roster is ‘vacated' you do not get to add a replacement player.
10) Next Halloween you may deem three of your ‘still kicking' roster as ‘franchise players' and keep them, the rest go back in the draft.
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