Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Player Profile: Coconut

This month we'd like to feature the Prince of Pig Town*, the Royal Sir Sitsalot, Ronald Kylochko. Ron is a power mother-funk retro drummer. He is the most particular, and anal-retentive and tidy of the Bohunks. You might say he is our token Retro-Sexual. He hasn't always been this way. As a young man, he pissed himself to sleep most nights. Ron has shown leadership in promoting The Mighty Bohunks at our live shows. His nickname "Coconut" came about after his head was sheared by brother Paul and it resembled the hard shell of the coconut.
* There is some controversay: Prince of Pigtown is already taken by the infamous Ron Alexander, noted bully and dazzling dancer.
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He also smells of pork, beef, asparagus, and ammino acids! His peptide levels are high and he crries an alligator skin man purse.
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