part one
Please give the author some feedback! There's kittens and puppy dogs in it for you. Maybe even some entrails. I'm working on this to be a novel that I'd eventually like to get published. I think I've done pretty well so far, but given the fact that I've spent so much time with my nose in it I've probably lost my perspective. I won't know what parts of it are problems unless you tell me. Constructive criticism would be a big help. Be kind people, but be honest. Whatever you could tell me would be great! Thanks!
On another note: This is an original work of fiction. This is NOT fanfiction like the other stories on my site. Buffy and Lord of the Rings belong to a whole number of people. Stories linked to on this page belong to ME! My blood, sweat and tears and other less hygenic bodily fluids went into this. Even if you might have permission to post my fanfiction it does not mean you have permission to post this! You may not charge money for this story! It is MINE! If you disobey me and put it on another site my lawyers will fucking skin you and I will hang it on my wall, only to be taken down on cold nights when I need it to keep me warm. I will have your fucking head on a pike and your balls, should you come equiped with them, floating in a little jar in my bathroom, in that dirty little place between the half empty bottle of Draino and the toilet cleanser. I will hang you by your achilles tendon from the ceiling with a tangled length of razor wire, slowly drain your blood away and feed it to my dogs. Have someone shove a handful of fishhooks up your ass and slowly draw your intestines out one tiny bit at a time. If you believe that the ancient hilarity of the rack and crucifiction should be brought back for copyright pirates please sign my guestbook. If you make my original fiction available on a website or some other place and then take it down when I become aware of it I will still sue you because I spend my life in search of things to amuse myself and doing that to you would be just plain funny. Links are allowed. Stealing is not. If you even think of stealing this "Fuck You!" I'll see you in court. I think you've got the gist of the moral of the story, and that is DON'T. This here's for readin', not for stealin'.
Most threats are metaphorical except where they're not.
An open plea for praise and kind words on the same page as really graphic personal threats. I love free speech!!!
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