Due to a mix-up from the old to the new Indian Lake management, the date for
the Golf Tourney has changed from July 29 to August 19. They have
done extensive remodeling to the lodge, but no word yet on prices, but it should be close to last year's. The old management
besides screwing us out of our date, did leave nice words about us, which is
nice. Please check back to this page for any updates.
Click on the Pic. Do you know the guy in the background?
TOP TEN THINGS THAT SOUND DIRTY BUT IN GOLF AREN'T:
10. Damn, my shaft is bent.
9. After 18 holes, I can barely walk.
8. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
7. Look at the size of his putter.
6. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
5. Mind if I join your threesome?
4. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
3. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
2. Nice stroke, but your follow-through leaves a lot to be desired.
And the number 1 thing that sounds dirty but in golf isn't
1. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first