"It's not the men in your life that count, it's the life in your men." -Mae West

"If a man does not keep pace with his companions, perhaps it is because he marches to the beat of a different Drummer. Let him step to the music which he hears, however measured or far away." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-62)

"When faced with two choices, I always choose the one I haven't yet tried" - Mae West

"It Only Seems Kinky The First Time!"

"It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues." - Abraham Lincoln

"True friendship begins when silence between two people is not uncomfortable."

"How many things have to happen to you before something occurs to you." -Robert Frost

"I'm sure you're all very wicked people, but how dull it would be if everyone was good!" - C.S. Lewis to members of the British Interplanetary Society

"Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt." - Believed to be from Mark Twain.

"The last mosquito that bit me had to book into Betty Ford, Sweetie!" - Patsy Stone

"Risk more than others think is safe. CARE more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical. Expect more than others think is possible." - Cadet Maxim, U.S. Military Academy, West Point

"Men who can't deviate from the norm are destined not to evolve."

"I had rather be hated [for what I am] than loved for what I am not." -Andre Gide ca. 1927

"Every man should know what it feels like to have another mans tongue in his mouth." -Madonna

"IT takes 16 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend your arm and hit the stupid son of a bitch upside the head." -Author unknown

"To approach the stranger is to invite the unexpected, release a new force, let the genie out of the bottle. It is to start a new train of events that is beyond your control… You will change your mind, but you are not free… You made a decision. You set in motion forces in your life and in the lives of others." -T. S. Eliot, The Cocktail Party

"If you haven't got anything nice to say about someone, come sit by me." - Steel Magnolias

"I'm as pure as the driven slush." - Tallulah Bankhead

"That so few now dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of the time." - John Stuart Mill (1806 - 1873) English economist, philosopher

"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision." - Lynn Lavner

"Tell me about yourself - your struggles, your dreams, your telephone number." - Peter Arno (1904 - 1968) US cartoonist

"Let me give you a little advice honey, put a period at the end of it and move on already." - Judge Judy

"Worse than being blind is being able to see...but having no vision." -Helen Keller

"So when you say you have a swimmer's build, are you referring to Greg Louganis or Shelley Winters?"

"My whole objective in this is to take listeners to a point of pleasure or a point of pain" - Chris Cagle

"It's not the dark I fear, It's the things that move around in it." - Ed Wood

"It will be long, it will be hard and there will be no withdrawal!" - Winston Churchill

"Of his appetite for a variety of new experiences I may say that it is matched only by his fear of new people and novel situations." - Norman Mailer

"Dolores what I really need is for someone to do as they're told!"

"Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself." - Rita Mae Brown

"There is a principle which is a bar against all information, which is proof against all arguments and which cannot fail to keep a man in everlasting ignorance---that principle is contempt prior to investigation." - Herbert Spencer

"The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform." - Alfred Kinsey

"My client has no comment at this time." - any lawyer

"Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil and steady dedication of a lifetime."-Adlai E. Stevenson, Jr.

"Courage is the art of being the only one who knows you're scared to death."

"When it comes to life, drive it like you stole it!" -Unknown

"Never pass up an opportunity to pee."

"Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person was right about you."

"So other than that , Mrs. Kennedy, how was the parade?"