So first I liked to say thanks for stopping by. I don't get to talk you as much as I would like too but I hope you can
forgive me. So what is this site about? It's about giving me a dollar. This simple pleasure can be enjoy by many or a
few with a great deal of benefits that can help our great world continue in a blissful harmony... well, not really but I will
enjoy receiving a dollar.
Here of some of the listed benefits of donating a dollar to yours truly:
If you give me dollar I will:
-Be Happy
-Think about petting a cat in good nature
-may Buy a soda during breaktime.
-contain a smile long enough to admire the person who gave me a dollar
-consider renting a movie
-possibly ponder what a dollar will be worth in 10 years.
-Buy a comb
-Buy a spicy chicken sandwich
-Put it in my wallet if possible, next to the mothballs and various other unmentionables
If your give me Five dollars I will:
-Be very very happy
-really pet a cat in good nature
-possibly Buy a cute lil toy for one of my little girls
-Play with a cute lil toy with one of my little girls.
-possibly Buy Lunch at breaktime.
-possibly Read a good book
-possibly Read a bad book
-possibly Put gas in my car
-consider buying new underwear.
If you give me $20, I will:
-Be very very very happy
-possibly be kind to my cat as well
-possibly Buy my wife roses and Bunny tracks ice cream
-possibly consider buying new clothes.
-possibly Invest it in small amounts
If you give $40, I will:
-Be considerable more happy than I was a few dollars ago.
-possibly be kind to my cat as well and show true fake affection for it
-Buy the Firefly DVD series for those not lucky enough to receive a dollar
-possibly buy a stylish shirt.
-possibly Invest it in bigger amounts
If you give me $100, I will:
-Be ... well DAMN happy
-Take my wife and kids to a cost effective but nutritious restruant.
-Buy some new clothes... maybe
-possibly Buy some computer part or game.
If your give me $500,000, I will: -become speachless... and DAMN Happy!!!
-retired, or get closer to it.
-possibly sell this site to someone who needs it for a dollar
This is not a sham, I will be happy if I receive a dollar. If you decide not to give me a dollar, I'll understand but realize if I
find out, I may not give you a dollar when you put up your site... It's only fair.
Take care of yourself out there
So if you feel so inclined... to indulge my fantasies
Please click below to make a donation
OH OH if you want to e-mail me, try it at gimmeadollarplease@yahoo.com
How many have given me a dollar? - $1
How many people who seen my sight? Glad you asked -