1. Yo mama like a shot gun, two cocks and she blows!

2. Yo mama like Domino's pizza -- Something for nothing.

3. Yo mama like spoiled milk, fat and chunky!

4. Yo mama like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

5. Yo mama like a bowling ball: She's picked up, fingered, and thrown in the gutter.

6. Yo mama like a Toyota: "Oh what a feelin'!"

7. Yo mama like Orange Crush: "Good Vibrations!"

8. Yo mama like a hockey team...changes her pads every three periods!

9. Yo mama like chinese food: sweet, sour and cheap!

10. Yo mama like a racing car...she burns four rubbers in one night!

11. Yo mama like castlebury stew: servings are family size.

12. Yo mama like mustard, she spreads easy.

13. Yo mama like a pool table, she likes balls in her pocket.

14. Yo mama like a parking garage, three bucks and you're in.

15. Yo mama like a tricycle, she's easy to ride.

16. Yo mama like the Pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her.

17. Yo mama like lettuce, 25 cents a head.

18. Yo mama like a moped, everyone rides her but they won't admit it.

19. Yo mama likes to applaud, 'cause she's got clap

20. Yo mama like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.

21. Yo mama like an elevator, guys go up and down on her all day.

22. Yo mama like a window, always open.

23. Yo mama like a vacuum cleaner... she sucks, blows, and then gets laid in the closet.

24. Yo mama like a tube of Pringles, once you pop, you can't stop.

25. Yo mama like an ice cream cone... everyone gets a lick.

26. Yo mama like a 5 foot tall basketball hoop, it ain't that hard to score.

27. Yo mama like a Ford Pinto, she blows after she gets banged in the rear.

28. Yo mama like the Panama Canal, vessels full of seamen pass through her everyday.

29. Yo mama like a refrigerator everyone puts their meat in her.

30. Yo mama like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on.

31. Yo mama like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up.

32. Yo mama like Blockbuster Video, everyone goes home happy.

33. Yo mama like Sprint, 10 cents a minute anywhere in the country.

34. Yo mama like a carpenter's dream, flat as a board and easy to nail.

35. Yo mama like a gas station... you gotta pay before you pump.

36. Yo mama like a postage stamp, you lick her, stick her, then send her away.

37. Yo mama like a dollar bill, she gets handled all across the country.

38. Yo mama like a brick, dirty, flat on both sides, and always getting laid by Mexicans.

39. Yo mama like a railroad track, she gets laid all over the country.

40. Yo mama like cheap liquor, tastes like shit.

41. Yo mama like a bus, guys climb on and off her all day long.

42. Yo mama like a bubble gum machine, 5 cents a blow.

43. Yo mama like a fan, she's always blowing someone.

44. Yo mama like Bazooka Joe, 5 cents a blow.

45. Yo mama like a Christmas tree, everybody hangs balls on her.

46. Yo mama like a turtle, once she's on her back she's fucked.

47. Yo mama like a championship ring, everybody puts a finger in her.

48. Yo mama like a paper towel, she picks up all kinds of slimy wet stuff.

49. Yo mama like a bowling ball... round, heavy, and you can fit three fingers in.

50. Yo mama like a nickel, she ain't worth a dime.

51. Yo mama like a fine restaurant, she only takes deliveries in the rear.

52. Yo mama like a Mr. Bucket, balls are always popping out of her mouth.

53. Yo mama like a Mr. Bucket, I can always put my balls in her mouth.

54. Yo mama like a chicken coop, cocks fly in and out all day.

55. Yo mama like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, there's no wrong way to eat her.

56. Yo mama like a streetlamp, you can find her turned on at night on any street corner.

57. Yo mama like a telephone booth, open to the public, costs a quarter, and guys go in and out all day.

58. Yo mama like a library, open to the public.

59. Yo mama like a Chinese restaurant, $4.95 all you can eat.

60. Yo mama like an ATM, open 24 hours.

61. Yo mama like Discover card, she gives cash back.

62. Yo mama like a basketball hoop, everybody gets a shot.

63. Yo mama like a microwave, one button and she's hot.

64. Yo mama like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.

65. Yo mama like a hardware store, 25 cents a screw.

66. Yo mama like Humpty Dumpty... first she gets humped, then she gets dumped.

67. Yo mama like the Bermuda Triangle, they both swallow a lot of seamen.

68. Yo mama like a squirrel, she's always got some nuts in her mouth.

69. Yo mama like a Snickers bar, packed with nuts.