1. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, traffic slows down when she smiles!

2. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she spits butter!

3. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.

4. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she has to brush them with a butter knife.

5. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she can butter a whole loaf of bread.

6. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she drinks water it turns into lemonade.

7. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she looks like she got a job taste testing butter scotch.

8. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when God said "Let there be light", he told her to smile.

9. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth her eyes light up.

10. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she walked into a church, everybody said "I see the light!"

11. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, crows fly down and pick at them like it was corn.

12. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, Dorothy and Toto thought it was the Yellow Brick Road.

13. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she smiled, Dorothy made it to OZ.

14. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she's got more gold than Fort Knox.

15. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, you'd think she's been blowin' the Simpsons.

16. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, she looks like she's got a Twinkie in her mouth.

17. Yo mama teeth are so yellow, when she smiles it looks like a Kraft Singles pack.