You: *looks at a picture*
Who's this?
Nate: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU—oh, that? That's a special picture of my first human friend. It has a microchip in it that receives signals sent by a hidden camera I installed in his computer room. This enables me to see what's going on in that room whenever I want. You'll find his profile on the back of the picture.
You: Really? Hmm…*flips the picture over and reads*
Name: Nate Bodine
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Likes: Sweet food, Internet, TV, video games
Dislikes: Very dangerous things, extremely loud noise, being bossed around, sports, diabetes
Favorite Food(s): Steak, pizza, ribs
Favorite Drink(s): Diet Sprite, non-alcoholic drinks
Best RL Friend(s): Too many to name
Hobbies: Video games, drawing, singing, daydreaming, eating, TV
Worst Habits: Talking loudly, making fun of other people with bad habits or bad looks, authority complex, eating sweets
You: o.o Wow. This is really interesting.
Nate: Heh. Thanks. You know, he and I have a lot in common, including birthdays.
You: Oh, really? How long is it until your next birthday?