Today's Critter lessons:

• LILLA

  • Lilla is not a cat, she is a couch potato.  This is a summation of her of her daily life.

    "I sometimes get up off the couch to eat, scratch my post, drink from the faucet and chase bugs."

  • Turn Ons:

    "Sleeping, dripping faucets, drinking from the bathtub, yogurt, flying bugs, and scaring raccoons."

  • Turn Offs:

    "My travel cage, big stupid dogs."

  • Famous quote:

    " The outdoors is overrated."

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• BILL

  • Bill bears a striking resemblance to Bill the Cat from the cartoon Bloom County (see picture below).  He wandered into our garage about a month after we bought our house (Sept02).   It didn't take him long to get comfortable.

  • Turn Ons:

    "Going outside at 5:00AM, eating all of Lilla's food, and growling like a dog."

  • Turn Offs: 

    "My flea bath."

  • Famous Quote:

    "Can I have more food?"

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