“A Meeting of The Minds: The Johnfro and
David Discuss the Demise of Trogdor”
RIP Trogdor
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From: David
Date: Aug 16, 2006 10:23 AM
”…So how did Trogdor die? When did this happen?”
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From: Riders
of Trogdor
Date: Aug 16, 2006 10:39 AM
”…Trogdor died sometime Sunday afternoon. I was pretty damn wasted and don't know what exactly happened. Most believe the Jeff-olestation that occurred the night before caused a wear in the skin of Trogdor which over time became a hole and deflated the mighty Trogdor. He will be missed…”
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From: David
Date: Aug 16, 2006 10:51 AM
”That's a damn shame about Trogdor. Did you save his
scraps? You could rebuild him... bigger... stronger... faster. You could have
given him a black helmet and referred to him as "Darth Trogdor"
from thence forth... or perhaps "RoboTrogdor".
Or maybe you could have just painted him completely white and went the Lord of
the Rings route after his rebirth: "Trogdor the
White"...”
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From: Riders
of Trogdor
Date: Aug 16, 2006 12:05 PM
”lol Robotrogdor, part dragon,
part machine all burnination! That reminds me, I saw
a trailer for Robocop 3. LMAO I'm going to buy that movie it has everything you
can imagine. Even ninjas, that's right Robocop fighting Ninjas, other robots,
and badly dressed criminals. Did I mention he has a jet pack! They just don't
make good flicks like that anymore. I thought Jeff should have slit him open
and wore Trogdor like those vikings did bear hides with the skull over their
head. Then take a bunch of pictures and post them to Nasreen.
Evil but funny. :D”
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From: David
Date: Aug 16, 2006 12:16 PM
”Roboocop, Ninjas, more robots, criminals and a jet
pack?... I dunno dude... sounds like a chick flick to
me. Grahaha...
I'm digging the bear hide idea, but I thinking it would have been much cooler
if he had just cut Trogdor's face off and wore at as
a mask ala Nick Cage and Travolta in "Face Off". Then Jeff could have
infiltrated the seedy underworld of inflatable dragon floaties
and probably slept with Trogdor's wife. Plus it would
carry the additional benefit of Trogdor seeking
revenge by hacking Jeff's face off and gluing it to his own head... allowing
him to blend in and get drunk with the various camp-happy wing-eating
characters that you associate with. In fact, this might already be happening at
this very moment. If you happen to run into Jeff, I dare you to poke a hole in
him and see if he deflates.... he might actually be Trogdor
under disguise of Jeff's skin... I never trusted that Trogdor...
He always seemed a bit Jeffrey Dahmer-ish right from
the beginning.”
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From: Riders
of Trogdor
Date: Aug 16, 2006 1:29 PM
”I'll have to poke Jeff with a fork the next time I see him. He has been acting
very strange ever since the camping trip. hhhmmm....but
what is the fiends dastardly goal? Has Trogdor come
to burninate our beloved Wings nights? Or does he
hope to learn the secret of the wings for himself and then rule the land of
inflated dragons? Right now Trogdor could be
sabotaging every one of Jeffs personal relationships,
the perfect payback for the jeff-olestation that occured saturday
night. Trogdor could be making his way up the ladder
of influential people, killing and assuming a new person until he controls our
group, and then.....the world! Trogdor, or Jeff, Trogdor in disguise must be eliminated. Thank god you clued
in on his evil plot. If he attempts to contact you stay away, and arm your self
with a sharp puncturing device of some kind…”
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From: David
Date: Aug 16, 2006 1:45 PM
”Alert the world... There’s no telling how deep this conspiracy may go. I think
there’s only one option at this point... kill Jeff and anyone who has come into
contact with Jeff since the camping trip. Or at the very least just start
stabbing anyone who smells suspiciously like vinyl...
…On a side note. Has there ever been a better movie title than "Face
Off"? Like seriously... I'm convinced they just came up with a movie title
and said... "OK we got the rights to the movie title... now all we need is
a plot, script, director a cast and budget". Isn't that pretty much how
they came up with "Snakes on a Plane"?”
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From: Riders
of Trogdor
Date: Aug 16, 2006 1:47 PM
”You got me stuck on the Robocop thing, check here for the trailer:
http://videodetective.com/default.asp?frame=http://videodetective.com/home.asp?PublishedID=4782
Oh damn I have to run to the post office later.”
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From: David
Date: Aug 16, 2006 1:55 PM
VENGEANCE WILL BE OURS!!!!! TROOOOOOOGGGGGDOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!