I'm married to a babe-a-rama

Her beauty a real four alarm-a

The other girls, they don't mean a thing

Cause she the only one who can make me schwing

Any way you figure, I'm a lucky fella

Hey, I got as much appeal as a case of salmonella

But when I got hitched—man I hit payday

Cause I won the love of a foxy lady

Still around town, I'm persona non grata

Cause everybody know they can't get what I gotta

So if you want joy in the extreme-oso

Find yourself a girl who so much more than so-so