The Teleplay

An Introduction

But Then, Things Got Complicated

Sections 1 through 5

Section 1 (about 1800 words) concerning Navigation, Corridor Ghouls, and the Somewhat Flimsy Set-Up for our Saga
Section 2 (about 1500 words) concerning Meetings, Crappy Disguises, and More Pets
Section 3 (about 1400 words) concerning Panicked Flight, Posters, First Officers, and primarily Unexpected Guests
Section 4 (about 1600 words) concerning Fear, Fugitives, First Officers, and Awkward Conversations
Section 5 (about 1500 words) concerning Socializing, Shore Leave, First Officers, and Brigs

Sections 6 through 10

Section 6 (about 1700 words) concerning Shore Leave, First Officers, Corridor Ghouls, Conferences, Rory the Rancor, and the Sorts of Guests About Whom You Don't Need to Tell the Senior Staff, Because It's Too Routine
Section 7 (about 1600 words) concerning Brig Inmates, First Officers, Conferences, Campaigning, and Chicken Little
Section 8 (about 2300 words) concerning Evacuation, First Officers, Spies, Chaos, and Confusion
Section 9 (about 2200 words) concerning Miscommunications, Mobs, Further Evacuation, Panic, Nasty Spies, and Missing the Boat
Section 10 (about 2000 words) concerning Improper and Undignified Behavior, Hiding Places, Ineffectual Occupations, and Disembodied Voices

Sections 11 through 15

Section 11 (about 1700 words) concerning Orders, Worry, Ghosts and Noncorporeal Entities, Humorous Anecdotes, Admirals, and Alarming Starbases
Section 12 (about 1900 words) concerning Power Outages, Illumination, Corridor Ghouls and Other Hazardous Pets, and Evil Smiley Faces
Section 13 (about 2100 words) concerning Admirals, Conferences, Diplomatic-Babble, People Who Never Learn, Spies, and Awful Dominoes
Section 14 (about 2000 words) concerning Tabloids (But Not Tavleks), Boredom, More Spies, More Disembodied Voices, Admirals, and Repeated Injunctions to Be Quiet
Section 15 (about 1800 words) concerning Spies, Admirals, Ewoks, Kanar, Magazines, Madness, and the Imperial Star Destroyer Blunt Instrument

Sections 16 through 20

Section 16 (about 1900 words) concerning Ineffective Attacks, More Noncorporeal Entities, Somewhat More Effective Attacks, and Decaying Mental Conditions
Section 17 (about 1900 words) concerning Ewoks, Kanar, Noncorporeal Entities, Spies and their Jobs, Admirals, and Hallucinations
Section 18 (about 1800 words) concerning Intriguing Invasions, Alarming Arrivals, Harrowing Hallucinations, Great Golden Gods, and Terrifying Titanic-itis
Section 19 (about 1900 words) concerning Noncorporeal Entities, Possession, Mumu the Horta, Further Mental Deterioration, and the Less Likely Perils of Being a Dominion Spy
Section 20 (about 1800 words) concerning Generic Passenger Liners, Borg, the Worst Admiral Anywhere, and (da-da-da-dum) Relatives

Sections 21 through 25

Section 21 (about 1900 words) concerning Clever Plans, Catatonia, More Relatives, and Unsupervised Children
Section 22 (about 2000 words) concerning Still More Relatives, Still More Hallucinations, Maps, Evident Temporal Anomalies, and an Increasingly Crowded Turbolift
Section 23 (about 2000 words) concerning Blabbering, Noncorporeal Relatives, Bumper Stickers, Elections, and General Borgophobia
Section 24 (about 2100 words) concerning Holograms, Spies, Excellent Questions, Elections, and Rescue Missions
Section 25 (about 2100 words) concerning Rescue Missions, People in Need of Rescuing, Titanic-itis, and the Increasingly Crowded Turbolift

Sections 26 through 30

Section 26 (about 2200 words) concerning Determined Misconceptions, the Borg Queen, Titanic-itis, Drinking Buddies, Pah-wraiths, Species 8472, Miracles of Timing, and Acceleration Due to Artificial Gravity
Section 27 (about 2000 words) concerning Away Teams, Floor Shows, Uses of Jumja Sticks, Battle, Elections, Determined Misconceptions, Flying Borg, Small Children, and Being AWOL
Section 28 (about 2100 words) concerning More Rescue Missions, Amateur Medicine, Justifications for Court-Martials, and Doofuses
Section 29 (about 1900 words) concerning Holosuites, More Amateur Medicine, Kiddie Safe-T Scissors, Idiots With Grenades, and More Court-Martials
Section 30 (about 1800 words) concerning Camoflage, the Same Kiddie Safe-T Scissors, Romulan Ale, Bloodwine, Kanar, Elections, More Idiots With Grenades, and Attack and Defense

Sections 31 through 35

Section 31 (about 1800 words) concerning More Court-Martials, Noncombatants, Very Determined Misconceptions, But In Fact Very Little to do with Section 31
Section 32 (about 1700 words) concerning More Amateur Medicine, Admirals and Ambassadors, Reasons for Panic, Species 8472, Projectile Missiles, and Guessing Games
Section 33 (about 1900 words) concerning Admirals and Ambassadors, Landing Pads, Floor Shows, Bloodwine, and Warp Cores
Section 34 (about 1800 words) concerning Medical Difficulties, Relatives, Dancing Boys, Ghosts, and People Who Are Usually In Trouble
Section 35 (about 1600 words) concerning Being All Better Now, Dancing, Hallucinations, Tequila, Bajoran Ale, Other Determined Misconceptions, and Noncorporeal Relatives

Sections 36 through 40

Section 36 (about 1800 words) concerning Prophets, Possession, Ancestral War Cries, Craziness, and Not Being All Better Now After All
Section 37 (about 1700 words) concerning Docking Clamps, Grenades, and Diverse Other Difficulties
Section 38 (about 1700 words) concerning Bad Puns, How to Deal With Docking Clamps, Another Dubious Attack, and Another Noncorporeal Entity
Section 39 (about 2100 words) concerning Shortcuts, Attack and Defense, and the Dictatorialness of Doctors
Section 40 (about 2000 words) concerning Navigation, Revenge, Dumfershires, Pink Elephants, and Otherworldly Forces

Sections 41 through 45

Section 41 (about 2000 words) concerning Otherworldly Forces, Oppressive Governments, Not Being All Better Now, Kiddie Safe-T Scissors, Official Records, Evacuation, and Chains of Command
Section 42 (about 1800 words) concerning Evacuations, Noncombatants, and French Shrubs
Section 43 (about 1800 words) concerning Evacuations, Distant Cousins, Panicked Flight, Organized Retreats, Swordpoint Shipjacking, and (aaiieee!) The Disease
Section 44 (about 1600 words) concerning Pets, Evacuations, Undignified Arrivals, Hull Breaches, Hostage Situations, Panicked Flight, General Panic, Lack of Fairness, Screaming, and More Pets
Section 45 (about 1600 words) concerning Screaming, Hull Breaches, Panicked Flight, the Nature of Tribbles, Ready Rooms, Hostage Situations, and Go Fish

Sections 46 through 50

Section 46 (about 1700 words) concerning Panicked Flight, Tribbles, Cheesy Movies, Mutant Pizza, Unaccompanied Ships, Perturbed Captains, Narrative Conventions, and Lightsaber Safety
Section 47 (about 1700 words) concerning Corridor Ghouls, Pizza, Tribbles, Panicked Flight, a Different Hull Breach, Melons, Priorities, and The Disease
Section 48 (about 1800 words) concerning Narrative Conventions, Mutant Pizza, Tribbles, Scotch, Bad Luck, True Gods, Panicked Flight, and Sanity Slipping Away
Section 49 (about 1600 words) concerning Attack Tribbles, Cadets, Panicked Flight, Distressing Scenes, the Sunny Sunny Happy Days Nursing Home, Impending Hull Breaches, and a Convention of Spies
Section 50 (about 1600 words) concerning Improvised Brigs, Traffic Jams, Mutant Pizza, Panicked Flight, Some More Determined Misconceptions, and Religion

Sections 51 through 55

Section 51 (about 1800 words) concerning Traffic Jams, Nonstandard Starship Features, Backup Computers, Children, and Things Which One is Sorry, But One Can't Do
Section 52 (about 1900 words) concerning Children, Tribbles, Traffic Jams, Family Fighting, Very Determined Misconceptions, and Concluding Evacuations
Section 53 (about 1900 words) concerning Tribbles, Mutant Tribbles, Decompression and Avoidance Thereof, Many and Varied Fights, Fire-Retardant Foam, and a Serious Need For Tech Support
Section 54 (about 1800 words) concerning Climactic Battles, Status Reports, Chains of Command, and Darling Children
Section 55 (about 1900 words) concerning Reiteration of Decompression and Avoidance Thereof, Darling Children, a Serious Need for Tech Support, and Determined Misconceptions, plus Extra Credit

Sections 56 through 60

Section 56 (about 2000 words) concerning Continued Need for Tech Support, Continuing Misconceptions, Choral Works, Proper Venues for Fire-Retardant Foam, and Infants of Distressing Appearance
Section 57 (about 1900 words) concerning Borgophobia, Tech Support, Sort Of, Pedophobia, Mistaken Identity, Additional Misconceptions, and Dave
Section 58 (about 1700 words) concerning Pathetic Pleas, Brain Surgery, Mistaken Identity, Borgophobia, Rewards, and Singing Computers
Section 59 (about 1800 words) concerning Brain Surgery Which Certainly Could Have Been Worse, Mistaken Identity, Borgophobia, Shocking Revelations, and Weird Creepy Aliens
Section 60 (about 1800 words) concerning Kids, Identified Flying Objects, Tech Support, Sort Of, and New Determined Misconceptions

Sections 61 through 65

Section 61 (about 1700 words) concerning Mistaken Identity, Psychological Profiles, Chains of Command, Straitjackets of Command, the Drumroll of Doom, Evil Alien Dentists, and a Very, Very, Very Serious Need for Tech Support
Section 62 (about 1800 words) concerning Panic, Explanations, Symmetry, More Mistaken Identity, More Determined Misconceptions, Evil Alien Dentists, Broken Homes, Questionable Names, and Apologies
Section 63 (about 1900 words) concerning Expectations, Determined Misconceptions, Government, Minor Worries, Major Worries, People Who Never Learn, Old Tricks, Handcuffs of Command, and Luminance
Section 64 (about 1800 words) concerning Thievery, Too Many Eminences, Bad Ideas, Quests, Abduction, and Misconceptions That Just Won't Quit
Section 65 (about 1900 words) concerning Misconceptions Which Should Just Be Considered Delusions, Depressing Battles, and More Relatives

Sections 66 through 70

Section 66 (about 1800 words) concerning Unneeded Redundancy, Vulgar Currency, Leitmotifs, and Unpleasant Shocks
Section 67 (about 1800 words) concerning Too Much Information, Back Injuries, Pursuit, Tranquilizing Tribbles, and Questionably Capable Expeditions
Section 68 (about 1900 words) concerning Compulsions, Epic Battles, Concern, Lack of Concern, Deja Vu, Creeping Madness, Unwelcome Company, and Deja Vu
Section 69 (about 1800 words) concerning Prisoners, Peacemakers, Twenty Questions, Peacekeeper Pile-Ups, Favoritism, or Whatever
Section 70 (about 1900 words) concerning Starfleet-y-ness, Help, Bargaining, Transporter Accidents, and Animal Welfare

Sections 71 through 75

Section 71 (about 2000 words) concerning Good Intentions, Evil Minions, Cooties, Overstaffed Rescue Missions, Kirk's Syndrome, and Poetry
Section 72 (about 1800 words) concerning Autopilot, More Poetry, Reputations, Interesting Uses for Gungan Ears, the Hegemon of Holiness, Dancing Polka-Dot Banthas, and Possibly a Portal to Hell
Section 73 (about 1800 words) concerning Wormholes, Kids These Days, Cunning Strategies, Romance, and a Portal to One Of Those Square States
Section 74 (about 2000 words) concerning Still More Poetry, Contested Seats, Contested Titles, Short-Lived Bargains, How to Stop Fights, and the Chosen Six Or So
Section 75 (about 2000 words) concerning Parking Space, Awful Anij, Places Run By Humans, Yet More Poetry, Babies, Rivalry, Decoys, and Kings-In-Exile

To Be Continued...

The Appendices

Appendix One

The Characters in Order of their Appearance

Appendix Two

Listing of People, Things, and Cliches Unique to AOTA or that have been AOTA-ized
Warning: This is not broken down by order of appearance, so it may contain spoilers.