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|- Biologist Edward O. Wilson|
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Spotted Fountainhead Bird
110 mm tall (overall) x 50 mm wide (at beak) x
30mm w x 40mm t x 60mm (incl. tongue)
Alert (but friendly) Monster
Green Venetian glass with pink tongue
3/32" hole runs vertically
32mm w x 35mm t x 30mm d
My wife seems convinced that these guys actually repel aphids from the plants that they are used in. Well, maybe it does work, as there are no aphids to be found. On the other hand, maybe they repel rhinoceri, too, 'cuz we don't find any of them, either......
Nevertheless, here is a friendly, outgoing monster kind
of guy, made from Venetian glass in our subterranean studios deep beneath
Downtown California in the dead of night by an artisan with slightly
whimsical, if paranoid, tendencies.
Each one is unique and full of its own personality (sort of like that cousin that you only see at Christmas and Easter, but you like anyway.)
Dimensions are approximately 40 mm wide x 35 mm tall and fused directly onto an 8" long stainless steel rod. And, of course, painstakingly annealed overnight to eliminate any stress in the glass for maximum durability.
Shipped in a heavy-duty tube and painstakingly packed with so much bubble wrap that you'll think that your neurotic aunt sent it.
A litter mate of the guy described
Another litter mate of the guys described
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All prices are quoted in US dollars, and include all applicable taxes. (Now, how often do ya hear that?)
We accept personal or business checks (if they're good) and money orders
if absolutely necessary. Although we gladly accept cash, we cannot accept
responsibility for cash becoming lost, misplaced or otherwise vanishing
into thin air. So far, however, we have had no problem whatsoever with
carefully concealed cash being mailed to us, and hope that such good
luck continues. Just don't try to hide it in anything still alive, please.
Sorry, we cannot accept non-US currency, IOUs, gold dust, stamps, livestock, or promissory notes.
|Guarantee of Satisfaction||If the monsters that you receive are not to your liking, please return them for a full refund or exchange. It's that simple. We would appreciate an email about it before you send them, however.|