Fright Wig!
(M. Hirsutus Alarmus)

Here are three views of a guy who could probably use somebody to recommend a good beard stylist (or mechanic). At least someone to remind him that the comb is for the top and the razor is for the bottom of the head. You might recognize him as a cousin to the guy on the "Bead Buzz" page of the October/November 2007 page of Beadwork magazine, plugging The Ralph's interview on www.beadingdaily.com . His rather independent-minded chin whiskers are electroformed copper, and are painstakingly coated with a protective clear coat to prevent corrosion and facial dandruff (this puts him Head and Shoulders above many other beads, ahem......). He measures 55mm w (at the widest part of his beard- 35 mm w at his jaw) by 60 mm tall and about 45 mm deep. The stringing hole runs vertically, so that he may be hung from the object of your choice, perhaps a Christmas tree.

Some of his family even decided to come out of seclusion and make themselves available (see Fright Wig! and Grandpa Fright Wig).

Adoption fees, including applicable taxes and shipping via First Class US Mail (in a breathable gift box) are $68 in US funds. You supply the feed (altho they seem to prefer a mild orthopedic cheese souffle, most anything will do).

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