Fright Wig!
(M. Hirsutus Alarmus)

Here are three views of a guy who could probably use something to calm his frayed nerves. Maybe a long vacation, a good back rub (if he had a back) or just a double Vodka-and-Maalox. You might recognize him as a litter mate to the guy on the "Bead Buzz" page of the October/November 2007 page of Beadwork magazine, plugging The Ralph's interview on www.beadingdaily.com . His rather startled hair and scalp are electroformed copper, and are painstakingly coated with a protective clear coat to prevent corrosion and dandruff (this puts him Head and Shoulders above many other beads, ahem......). He measures 90 mm w (at top of his hair - 35 mm w at his jaw) by 90 mm tall and about 65 mm deep. The stringing hole runs vertically, so that he may be hung from the object of your choice, perhaps a Christmas tree. Maybe this is what alarms him so....?

Some of his family even decided to come out of seclusion and make themselves available (see Bearded Fright Wig and Grandpa Fright Wig).

Adoption fees, including applicable taxes and shipping via First Class US Mail (in a breathable gift box) are $68 in US funds. You supply the feed (altho they seem to prefer a mild orthopedic cheese souffle, most anything will do).

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