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March 4, 2011
Max Weinbeard. I'm the first one to say it.
October 7, 2010
November 13, 2009
It's really fucking cold all of a sudden.
September 8, 2009
August 14, 2009
August 8, 2009
WW5. Apparently we've got a Mexican dude who can walk through walls now.
April 1, 2009
Yo it's April.
March 9, 2009
Sexoffice is making an album. Here are the PTKFGS equivalents. Remember that this is the alternate universe. This is one of the alternate universes that could've happened and did.
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1. Fears of Ambulance 2. He's Got Sensation 3. Shitty Limits 4. K! 5. The Prance 6. Floorhazing 7. The Nine Foot Hustle 8. Attemptina Chill? 9. Snowy Mess 10. A Monk's Liturgy 11. The Loy 12. Soap 'n' Caption Nick Lauria Admints & Zagabor |
1. Stolid Chaos 2. He's LOST Sensation 3. Rural Freedom 4. L? 5. A Sleeper 6. Ceilingtherapy 7. The 1/10 metric breakdance 8. Post-Colonic Sedative 9. Snowy Mess 10. A Prog-Jazz's Lithographer 11. The Affluent Hipster 12. Wonch Eric Manganaro Sexoffice & The Consumers |
And a brand new Licious page is in the works, including the Licious 2.0 project spanning 2006-now. You'll be able to hear favorites like "Awesome Teenage Democracy" and "Pigdail," along with previously-unreleased masterpieces like "Monkeys at Midnight" and "Battle Hymn of 1904." You'll be wetting your pants with glee.
Naked nuns.
January 4, 2009
In 2004, I wrote a story about what would happen in 2009. Here it is again. It's happening.
  STAGE 1: Richard D. James finally encounters Dracula's face in a bowl of carrots, about to defeat him. There are Ground Clouds™ in the background.  STAGE 2: But since Transylvania makes an appearance in ''Gone Gone Gone'', Richard takes a minute to meet The New Deal for the first time.  STAGE 3: Both parties decide to combine their musical talents and form the most powerful collaboration ever. Nicolas Cage is disturbed. It's still 2009.  STAGE 4: Forlorn and woebegotten, not to mention crestfallen, Nicolas hijacks the U.S.S. Enterprise, leaving his chair behind. And Atlantis...?  STAGE 5: The New Deal steal Nicolas's chair and use its awesome power to ressurrect the lost continent of Atlantis.  STAGE 6: In Europe, Nicolas meets with Frillo the Bunny of the Society of the Ultimate Chairs of Power (SOTUCOP) to discuss his concerns.  STAGE 7: In response to the dissappearance of the Enterprise, NASA goes on Red Alert. Aphex Twin concerts nationwide are cancelled.  STAGE 8: Back in Europe, Nicolas Cage watches in despair as NASA retrieves the Enterprise, leaving him stranded.  STAGE 9: His musical career in shambles, Richard D. James disposes of Aphex Twin, becomes an MI-6 agent, and is last seen in the Facility.  STAGE 10: With Atlantis fully restored, The New Deal proceed to build an unknown structure. Nobody knows what it is. It is unknown.  STAGE 11: In complete and utter despair, and as Frillo watches on, Nicolas Cage has no choice but to become Castor Troy.  STAGE 12: Leaving Castor Troy, Frillo escapes through a sewer portal and arrives at Glenwood Avenue of Somerdale, NJ. |
Eleventh Doctor seems cool.
December 8, 2008
New Licious song: Pigdail
December 3, 2008
November 27, 2008
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 8, 2008
Fresh.
June 7, 2008
May 19, 2008
May 13, 2008
March 31, 2008
March 5, 2008
February 29, 2008 - Special Leap Day Treat! In Stereo! In Utero!
Ingratiatingly repetitive Nick Lauria, Zach LoPresti, Ken Hodge, and John Neckonchuk jam
I totally don't know how to spell John's last name. I don't think anyone does. I don't think he does.
Plus: The only thing more annoying than Tenacious D is people playing Tenacious D.
February 4, 2008
New Freestyle Licious song: Monday Night Fever
January 28, 2008
January 17, 2008
Question #1: Does Sexoffice use triangle waves?
Click here to find out!
January 1, 2008
November 4, 2007
Watch the original Cast Party video here
October 27, 2007
Cast party coming up. Again.
October 23, 2007
October 21, 2007
1. CORROSIVE, INFLAMMABLE, REACTIVE, TOXIC
2. PAINT, BLEACH, GLUE, WD-40
3. MOUTH, SKIN, NOSE
4. GLOVES
5. LABELS
6. DANGER, WARNING, CAUTION
7. M.S.D.S.
8. HEPATITIS, HIV
9. SAFETY
September 5, 2007
New Hardcore Licious song by Mick Coburn and Nick Lauria: "Awesome Teenage Democracy"
September 4, 2007
Wishing you a pleasant September
August 29, 2007
August 22, 2007
Look at me.
August 11, 2007
Spectrograms are hilarious!!!
!!!!!!!!!
August 8, 2007
The human body was not meant to go without sleep for so long. Somebody I know tried it threefold in 1975, to no avail.
Hallucinations aside, August 2nd was terrifying.
July 31, 2007
Yo, I should probably have something up here soon, what with all the band stuff going on. Keep me in your prayers. And in your pants.
Happy Birthday, Harry Potter!!
June 27, 2007
In case, you know, anyone missed those bulletins. I don't even really use MySpace. I like my wrists.
There's a really good band coming.
Are you watching closely?
June 20, 2007
June 14, 2007
Time for a little Project Council / Nine Inch Иails mash-up.
June 10, 2007
j/k lol!
Oh, come on. You know you'd totally want to see it. Don't lie. Ocean's 13, however, was fucking excellent.
May 22, 2007
New Licious song: "Trouble in Newhaven"
May 7, 2007
New Licious song: "Genova's Pizza"
April 20, 2007
New Licious song by Bill Coburn and Nick Lauria: "Make a Right at the Burning Church"
April 9, 2007
It's my birthday!
Birthday Presence!
April 8, 2007
Happy Easter!
March 31, 2007
PROJECT COUNCIL, Day 82
Logarithms are awesome!
So are polytonal sine waves (no harmonics) oscillating with audible portamento. It just looks cool.
March 23, 2007
PROJECT COUNCIL, Day 55
What neighbors?
PLUS:
Yes, it's coming. Seriously.
Yes, that's John Galezniak in the corner.
March 18, 2007
It's not funny anymore.
March 16, 2007
Allright so just pretend I'm a sadass 3x-college-senior Linux programmer using Firefox...and nothing else...and I blog daily. With emoticons. That's reason enough for me to post a random picture of my desktop.
If only I had a comment box. Then I could see what other Linux/Firefox users thought of my desktop. And then change it accordingly. Please. I love being accepted.
Really, what am I doing up at 7am?
March 4, 2007
PROJECT COUNCIL, Day 31
Calculus is awesome!
John Galezniak wants to see JH4 up and running, so I guess I'll get back on that. Watch closely.
February 1, 2007
Graphic Design II, Part II. It is so on.
January 6, 2007
CLEANING HOUSE, DAY 3:
Six bags of food?! Ridiculous!!!
PROJECT COUNCIL
Conceptualization, speculation, content review, ideas, thoughts, notions, absurdities, and vodka. Exciting times. Stay tuned.
January 2, 2007
How to have an utterly ridiculous New Year's Eve?
Ok, it was fun. But now it's time to get down to business.
November 14, 2006
Anybody get tired of that chocolate apples thing? I don't even know where that came from.
My apologies for not having the famed JH4 design up and running by now, even though we're months overdue. Not only had I been stuck in New Mexico for most of the summer, I'm also working on real websites for a change. The New JH4 is full of bling and colorful backgrounds and is sure to bring sexyback. Again.
