Alex
Haney - #
22
Location:
Northfield, NJ
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Alex 
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Alex's Profile
Name:
Alex Haney
NickName:
Tick Boy
Number:
22
Position:
Anywhere they tell me
Born:
To play paintball
Lives:
Northfield, South Jersey (Yes, the South is it's own state)
First
Paintball Experience:
In the woods at Modo's house
First
Paintball Gun:
Silver Tippmann 98 Custom
Current
Paintball Gun:
2k3 SP Impulse
Best Paintball
Moment:
Making it on Team ND Kidz
Worst
Paintball Moment:
Forgetting to fill my air before a game in my first tourney
Paintball
Idol:
Ben and Jon
Favorite
thing about paintball:
The thrill, the rush of adrenaline after
u hear the scream of "10 SECONDS!", the part where u SHOOT PEOPLE,
bunkering someone, watching the other team walk off the field with your
paint all over them, what can I say? its the greatest sport on Earth
Favorite
Paintball Tournament:
FBM 3-man Young Gunz Tourny: team Black
Ice: Me, Ryan and David Brandt
Previous
Paintball Teams:
Black Ice
Favorite
Paintball Field:
My private spot and Capt N Carl's
Favorite
Paintball Store:
Shore Xtreme Paintball
Favorite
Bands:
Linkin Park, Velvet Revolver, Disturbed,
Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Sublime,
Pearl Jam, Korn, Stone Temple Pilots, Godsmack, Guns and Roses, Green
Day, The Offspring, Aerosmith, Live, Papa Roach, Bush, Metallica, 311,
AC/DC, Alice in Chains, Van Halen, White Zombie, Rob Zombie, Collective
Soul (alternative, hard rock, punk, classic rock, grunge, ska)
Favorite TV
Show:
South Park, Drawn Together, Simpsons,
Family Guy, Seinfeld, Malcom in the Middle
Favorite
Movie:
South Park: Bigger Longer and Uncut,
Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, Trading Places, Meet the Parents, Matrix
1-3, Freddy vs. Jason kicked butt, I don't care what anyone says
Favorite
Actor:
Adam Sandler
Famous
Person I'd Like To Meet:
Prez Bush, so I can personally call him
a butt hole and proceed to kick him in the nuts and shove pretzels down
his throat
Favorite
Foods:
Mac & cheese, and cereal with chocolate,
PIE, sushi, surf & turf, baked ham, anything with more sugar than the
suggested daily value
What I Do
When I'm Not Playing Paintball:
Sit on my butt at my computer and watch
FOAMY and go to
school
Other
Sports:
Are there other sports besides
p8ntball???
Pets:
Yellow
lab named Jordan and my brother Tyler
Role Model
Growing Up:
Grandpop
Favorite
Place In The World:
Cancun and anywhere there is free paint
Place I'd Like to
Go:
NPPL Orlando Open, NPPL LA Open,
Amsterdam, Mexico, Mardi Gras in Louisiana
Favorite Video
Game:
Greg Hastings Tournament Paintball, Halo
2, Grand Theft Auto
Favorite
Websites:
www.illwillpress.com (FOAMY!!!!) ,
www.actionvillage.com
www.teamnodiscipline.com ,
www.derder.com
Superstitions:
I'm not superstitious, I'm a realist
Words Of
Wisdom:
"Some call it a game, some call it a
sport. I call it a way of life." "Let's let the little fat kid with the
rental to grab the flag." "Getting to the 50 is only half the battle"
"Life begins on the tape line" "I put the pain in paintball"
"Paintball guns don't hurt people mom, dangerous minorities do"
Plan For My
Future:
A good college with a paintball team,
Make it to the NPPL someday, Find a successful career for myself
(if I'm really lucky maybe I'll own a porno company or something like
that someday)
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