“Thank God I’m a Timeshare Guy”
(with
apologies to John Denver)
copyright July 2003 by Stephen Nelson (T_R_Oglodyte@yahoo.com)
All rights reserved.
Well traveling in timeshares is
really pretty grand,
Whether you’re visiting the
Listen to this song and then you’ll understand.
Thank God I'm a timeshare guy.
CHORUS:
Well I got me a fixed week, I got me a floater.
I can go to
Or spend a week in
Thank God I'm a timeshare guy.
A timeshare kind of trip is a tonic anytime
While traveling with your family it really works fine
With a bedroom for the kids it’s truly joy sublime
Thank God I'm a timeshare guy.
CHORUS:
When I come home from work and the
sun's setting low
I go online to find places we can go.
Then I go visit TUG ‘cause there’s always more to know
Thank God I'm a timeshare guy.
CHORUS:
I'd search for trades all day if I could,
but the lord and my wife wouldn't take it very good.
So I trade when I can and I work when I should:
Thank God I'm a timeshare guy.
CHORUS:
I never swap my weeks for tickets or for
cruises,
I can go ask my wife and she always refuses
We just keep our week and forget those other uses:
Thank God I'm a timeshare guy.
CHORUS:
Yeah other folks are stuck in the old
hotel scene
All those other people must think it’s mighty keen.
Well, folks let me tell you now exactly what I mean:
I thank God I'm a timeshare guy.
CHORUS:
Well, our weeks are all deeded so
we’ll have them till we die
And when we’re gone our kids will get them by and by.
We’ve said: Plan lots of trips and enjoy the sea and sky
Thank God that they’re timeshare guys.
CHORUS:
My TUGger
friends taught how to buy and how to trade.
They taught me how to swap and how to upgrade
They showed me that with timeshare you’ve really got it made.
Thank God for those timeshare guys.
FINALE:
Well I got me a fixed week, I got me a floater.
I can go to
Or spend a week in
[Ready now? Shout it out!!]
THANK GOD
I'M A TIMESHARE GUY!
copyright July 2003 by Stephen Nelson
All rights reserved.
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