2001 Reviews (A-E)

[Note: These reviews originally appeared on a monthly basis around the time of the respective release. I've alphabetized them for easier reference, so there may be some irregularities in the cross references (the "aboves," "belows," "aforementioneds," etc.) I've tried to rewrite a few as I came across them, but I may have missed some. If something is missing, go back to the archives page and look in the alphabetical listing (by artist) for the review. Thanks!]


Acid Mothers Temple & The Melting Paraiso U.F.O – Absolute Freakout (Static Resonent)
Live in Occident (Eclispe)

EXTREMELY harsh, improvisational noise from one of Japan's foremost practitioners of the fine art of room-clearing atonality. This 2xLP will have even your most open minded friends running from the room in abject horror. Leader Makoto Kawabata winds up his cohorts and turns them loose across 13 trax of sheer terror that aren't so much "songs" as excuses to wrestle as much noise possible from their designated implements of destruction.

"Vocalist" Cotton Casino's a capella caterwauling on "Virgin U.F.O." gives new reason to re-evaluate Yoko Ono's similar squealings on her experimental solo outings like Fly, and the instrumental passages (particularly on side two) masquerading as full-on freakouts (U.F.O. stands for Underground Freak Out) run into one another as if the titles were mere excuses for chord changes. It all adds up to Excedrine headache #92 and the perfect gift for an ex-wife or husband who won your record collection in the divorce settlement.

The first half of side three presents the record's one redeeming musical note in "The Incipient Light of The Echoes," a Steve Reich-ian minimalist electronic round featuring a repetitive, unintelligible mantra that sounds like Cotton's chanting "Officer Julie" over and over. It's hypnotic and annoying. You'll spend more time trying to figure out what she's saying than getting lost in the eternal buzz, floating along on the wave of electronics.

Reich's "Music for [11] Musicians" continues as the track seques into "Magic Aum Rock," where the vocals drift into the background and a "Tubular Bells" vibe takes over until the wolves are released again for more speaker shredding lunacy ("Mercurial Megatronic Meninx" – I can't make these titles up and apparently neither can they – dictionary please!)

Side four finds more electronic noodling and disembodied (and disemboweled) voices shrieking in the night until 15 minutes of speaker buzz later, the whole thing mercilessly draws to a close. Some life changing experiences are not worth experiencing and this is one of them.

Nor is the double live album. A whole lot more of the same, only in front of a room full of people who seem to enjoy this sort of thing. I couldn't really tell, because the whole shebang (recorded on recent US and French tours) sounds like the microphones were hung out of the bathroom door, which was probably located on another floor from the sounds of things. Oh well, at least they were safely segregated out of harm's way. I'd have thought that Kawabata would at least have had them plug into the soundboard if he was planning on releasing these shows. As it stands, however, it reminds me of all those shows I went to where I arrived late and I could hear the sounds of the band from the parking lot. Fortunately, things improved once I got inside the club. Unfortunately, I'm afraid, here, it's the other way around.


Aix Em Klemm – Aix Em Klemm (Kranky)

One half of the brilliant Stars of the Lid duo, Adam Wiltzie has teamed up with Labradford’s bassist, Robert Donne to form one of the world’s first superstar ambient extravaganzas (although listeners may be familiar with their earlier split LP, The Kahanek Incident, Vol. 3 where Wiltzie remixed several Labradford tunes and Donne remixed a few Stars of the Lid tracks) and the expected results can be enjoyed on their self-titled debut, one of the best releases of 2000. Closer to SotL in execution than McBride’s Pilot Ships (i.e., atmospherics over “songs,” although Wiltzie drops in an ocassional surreal lyric now and then), AEK is so quiet that grandmothers and newborns alike will drift off to slumberland under its magical spell. Unlike SotL, however, guitars are readily identifiable (particularly on“3x2 (edit)”) and they blend effortlessly with the ocassional piano (“Sparkwood and Twenty First”) and electronic loops (“The Luxury of Dirt”) to form the perfect soundtrack to your next daydream.

“Sparkwood…” also bears more than a passing resemblance to Angelo Badalamenti’s Twin Peaks soundtracks, an influence previously acknowledged on SotL’s “Theme from Twin Peaks Episode 30” on The Ballasted Orchestra. Donne’s basslines are especially striking on this track. The buried story recited under the atmospherics also recalls the work of the late, lamented Texas band Twenty Six and their This Skin is Rust release. Fans of Wiltzie’s other side project, Windsor for the Derby will also be pleasantly surprised. Although the guitars are not as prominently displayed here, the ambience of their earlier releases is faithfully rendered and a bit more focused than on either of their Trance Syndicate releases, Calm Hades Float and Minnie Greutzfeldt. The sound is closer to what we heard on Difference and Repitition (Young God, 1999.)

Never falling into new age elevator muzak, AEK combines the best of the pair’s “home bands” to carry us across the sky on a cumulous cushion of pure sound, unfettered by the distractions of everyday life. Ignore the self-consciously ridiculous titles like “The Girl with the Flesh Colored Crayon,” “Sophteonal” and “Prue Lewarne” (maybe they should return to their earlier practice of not using songtitles as on Windsor’s Calm Hades Float or Labradford’s Mi Media Naranja and E Luxo So) and just sit back and melt into your beanbags. This is navelgazing music at its finest and fullest expression. Set and setting hereby established, you know what to do next.


Alphastone – Life's A Motorway (Enraptured)

At last, the first great drug record of the 21st century! Like swimming in marshmallows or doing pushups in a lemon meringue pie, former Spacemen 3 bassist Pete Bassman (that can't be his real name!?) has concocted a cotton mouthed cocktail of electronic euphoria that will set your head reeling and keep your senses working overtime. While Pete "Sonic Boom" Kember and Jason "Spaceman" Pierce have gone to great lengths to distance themselves from their heady S3 daze, Mr. Bassman has remained true to the original vibe and delivers the best Spaceman 3 release since Sonic went "boom" and Jason found that old time religion. Hypnotic 'tronics, repetitive, krautrockian moto-riff-iks, distorted fuzzboxes and sleepy vox – shit, close your eyes and you'd swear you dropped  "the perfect prescription" in some stoned stupor. 

"Here It Comes" is as smooth as a baby's bum with some tasty guitar licks and Pete's rolling bassline propelling us into an ethereal oblivion. "Retroglide," as its title suggests, harkens back to those vintage S3 blissouts as catatonia settles in for a long comfortable stay and doesn't pack its bags until well after the final track has evaporated into a cloud of purple smoke. The mind continues its downward spiral with "Electro Blues" as  the feeling slowly dissipates from arms and legs and your eyelids struggle under two ton weights. The prophetic "Losing Touch With You" signals complete surrender of all sensory control…and that's just the end of side 1!

For those able to wrestle themselves away from the carpet long enough to flip the record over, you'll find "Getting Close To Nowhere" a welcome respite as Bassman kicks in with a little pick me up. You know the feeling: somewhere in the midst of that cumulous buzz, a voice or flickering candlelight will stir you back to planet Earth. Pete's slo-mo vocals and drawn out enunciations drag "Feel the Rain" out to seemingly twice its 4:00 length and the hypnotic drumming, rolling basslines and sweet guitar lines will have you back in the clouds in nothing flat.

From here on in, it's every man, woman and child for themselves as the epic eight minute "Cool Earth Sensation" slowly takes hold, refusing to release its stranglehold on your synapses until th efinal two electronic dronefests "Last Exit" and "Motorway Reprise" complete the eternal buzz, landing us safely on terra firma.

So, life IS a motorway and our journey ends back where we started. This stoner's rendition of "Autobahn" even comes complete with a hidden track, just as life always reveals hidden surprises along the way. The fact that the track is merely a continuation of the "reprise" only indicates, as Al Pacino found out in Godfather 3, that the more you try to escape, the more you get pulled back in. A life affirming sentiment for these crazy times if ever I heard one. So, just sit back and enjoy the trip. Mr. Bassman is at the wheel and all is right with the world!


The Asteriod #4 - King Richard's Collectibles (Rainbow Quartz)

Philly's A#4 were criticized for affecting faux-British accents and copping Spacemen 3 riffs on their Lounge debut, Introducing.... I wonder who'll they'll be accused of ripping off this time? In an aboutface rivalling Japan's rise from glam-y NY Dolls' wannabes to prog-y Yes couldabeens, A#4s full-length follow-up (there was a brief EP in between) is aptly titled, as it sounds like "Lucky Bishops Play Selections from the Rubbles' Songbook" with the ocassional foray into XTC ("King Richard"), Beatles ("Monday Morning Gloom", with its gentle folky flute flavorings) and Canadian country rockers Blue Rodeo (the excellent, Nick-Lowe-would-kill-for melody of "Mercenary Man") territory.

The jaunty "Gotta Find A Better Way" grafts Garcia licks onto a Shoes backbeat and "Local Fashion Junky" sounds like any number of forgotten ditties gracing those Rubbles and Chocolate Soup for Diabetics "oldie but goodie" Brit pop/psych comps. Alongside The Montgomery Cliffs power pop and the aforementioned return to form of God Bless The Go Go's, this is one of the best pop releases of the year.


Jon Auer - "6½" EP (Pattern 25)

As one half of the songwriting team behind The Posies, one of the finest unheralded pop bands, Auer brings an impressive résumé to his debut solo release. He and partner, Ken Stringfellow are current members of the revolving drinking club known as The Minus 5 (Young Fresh Fellow, Scott McCaughey and his fellow REM sleeper Peter Buck are also known to belly up to the bar on occasion) and they both joined Alex Chilton in his brief attempt to resurrect Big Star from Chris Bell's ashes, so it should come as no surprise that Auer has a pretty eclectic record collection, from which these 6 tracks were probably drawn (the "½" presumably referring to the instrumental version of Serge Gainsbourg's "Bonnie and Clyde," last heard to good effect as the hidden track on Luna's Penthouse release.)

Kicking off with The Chameleons' "Tears" and Swervedriver's "These Times", Auer wears his pop inclinations on his sleeve, presenting fairly straightforward yet pleasant readings of lesser known tracks by these cult favorites. Stripping away Flo and Eddie's harmonies and Todd Rundgren's wall-of-sound production, Auer reveals what a wonderful pop tune The Psychedelic Furs' "Love My Way" really is.

And therein lies the charm of this EP. Auer obviously has an ear for catchy melodies and presents them here without all the overwrought histrionics and deafening (over)production that buried these tunes in their original versions. Not essential, but an interesting experiment in "songsmithing" and pop archaeology and a game attempt at excavating some really good tunes from some really bad producers. For the full-length which will hopefully follow, I'd like to hear him attempt to "de-Spector-ize" something off Leonard Cohen's Death of A Ladies' Man or The Ramones' End of The Century.


Auteur De Lucie – Faux Mouvement (Le Village Vert/Nettwerk)

French pop is enjoying a renaissance of late with major buzz surrounding recent releases by the likes of Air and All Natural Lemon and Lime Flavors. On their third self-released album (distributed domestically by Nettwerk America,) ADL enter the fray and here's hoping they can find their way out as quickly as possible. There's nothing here that St. Etienne (a British band, by the way, although they're named after a French soccer club) hasn't already covered ad nauseum and, thankfully, abandoned. Sultry chanteuse, Valerie Leulliot can read the phonebook and make it sound sexy, but this listener is not ready for yet another sub-genre of alternative music, "orchestral techno." In fact, OMD is a major influence on the sound here, especially their overlooked treasure, Architecture & Morality. The main problem I have is that this sacharine elevator muzak is so relentlessly mundane and derivative that even fans of the cinematic stylings of Air's Virgin Suicides soundtrack will be hard pressed to imagine any film that this stuff could possibly accompany. The album begins innocuously enough with "Je Reviens," which might raise a few francophile eyebrows and prompt comparisons to latter day Francoise Hardy. "Je Suis Un Balancier" also elicits a few toe taps before overstaying its welcome and then it's straight into French techno/disco with cellos, violins and seemingly half of the Paris Symphony jockeying for position behind the nearest microphone. Burying the single, "Le Salon" (the only other track worth a second listen) at the end of the album is a cruel and unusual punishment and reeks of a marketing decision to force us to wade through the muck that precedes it. This could all be excused as brilliant satire if Val and her male counterparts had a sense of humor, but I've a feeling they're deadly serious. I'm just terminally bored.


Bardo Pond – Dilate (Matador)

Even the blurred and out of focus band photos couldn’t quite prepare me for the musical quicksand that oozes from within Bardo Pond’s 6th release. The opener, “Two Planes” emphasizes the region within which the Bardos operate – somewhere between the “here and now” and some astrally projected other universe “out there.” It reminds me of that old Outer Limits TV episode where the little girl chased her ball through the bedroom wall into another “plane” of existence. This one is also quite reminiscent of what Mogwai (whom they’re currently touring with) or Gods’Peed might sound like attempting to play one of Ennio Morricone’s soundtracks. 

“Inside” returns to terra firma enough to leave a recognizable rock steady beat and, promisingly, partially identifiable lyrics from Isobel. Unfortunately, she and the band head in opposite directions over the next 12 minutes and by the time they’re done, the brothers Gibbons have resorted to their tried and true formula of window rattling guitar pyrotechnics and Isobel is once again speaking in tongues that the world’s leading semanticists have yet to categorize.

“Aphasia” is no improvement. Over a descending fuzzy guitar riff, Isobel wails utterances the likes of which I haven’t heard since my wife gave birth to our daughter 13 years ago. Hey! Izzy’s just invented “Pitosin Pop!”

“Favorite Uncle” introduces acoustic guitars into a Bardo record for the first time I can remember, but the rest of the backing is a slo motion haze of distortion over which Izzy mumbles something about unspeakable nastiness that even the enclosed lyric sheet doesn’t aid in deciphering. “Swig” works a little better, aided immeasurably by some soothing flute work from Izzy. This one is earmarked for my next wyrdfolk mix tape and is the best Bardo track in years.

Beyond that, it’s pretty much business as usual if you’ve been following the band’s progression (or lack thereof) over the last few releases. “Ib” features some of Izzy’s nastiest vocals – a pissed-as-hell snarl over 8 ½ minutes of Stooges skronk that’ll generate complaints to the “sound police” of your local neighborhood watch. “Hum” floats quite effortlessly on a wah-wah bed of roses and the closing 12 minutes of “Ganges” is as dirty and sludgy as its namesake. It ebbs, flows and winds its way around your brain like a disease eating away at your ability to distinguish inner from outer reality and you’re once again faced with those “two planes” of existence to choose from. This is where we came in. Where you go from here is entirely up to you.


Nick Bensen – No Resistance (Free City Media)
www.freecitymedia.com

Emulating your heroes on your own recordings is not necessarily a bad thing, as long as you add something of yourself to the material  and don't merely act the copycat (cf. Frank Marino & Mahogony Rush). San Franciscan Nick Bensen is obviously infatuated with the guitar pyrotechnics and home recording techniques of The Bevis Frond's Nick Saloman (he even thanks him in the liner notes), but the variety of styles (from the [Saloman alter-ego] Fred Bison V-ish whimsy of "Where's Mr. Dave?" to the contemplative, progy synth and string swashes on "Distant Memory #2" and the laid back blues of "Pine City") and the mastery of a number of instruments (Bensen, again emulating Saloman, is a one man band, playing guitar, bass, drums, organ, piano, synths, vibes, et. al.) makes No Resistance a pleasant diversion on a cold, wintry night in front of a warm fire. [Bensen also releases his recordings – this is his second solo record – on his own label, a la Saloman and his Woronzow imprint.]

The title track demonstrate Bensen's wonderful command of melody and the Durutti Column-ish "And The Time Is Now" hints at more than a few Tortoise records in Bensen's collection. For fans of the Frond (Bensen's voice is also quite similar to Frond bassist Ade Shaw's – the record is actually closer in tecture and execution to Shaw's own solo records, particularly on the bonus cut, "Frobisher Awakening", and "Rokery Lighter" sounds like an outtake from one of occasional Frond sideman, "Rustic" Rod Goodway's Ethereal Counterbalance project), Nick ends with a bit of a "Miskatonic Variation" of his own, the 9 minute guitar wankoff, "Icebound Wilderness" that raises hackles and clears rooms faster than his mentor's sidelong, er, divergences. I also liked the fancy extemporaneous codas Nick adds to quite a number of tracks, including short drum solos and sitar and synth embellishments. In short, not terribly original, but worthy of more than a few spins, particularly for fans of homegrown guitar-based psychedelia.

Black Box Recorder – The Facts of Life (Jetset)

This is one of those bands I've HEARD OF, but never HEARD. A copy of their latest was lying around the radio station where I work, so I took it home and gave it a spin. For those in the same unfamiliar boat as I, imagine if Sarah Cracknell decided to leave St. Etienne to focus on her solo career and was replaced by Olivia Neutron-Bomb. Now remove Stanley and Wiggs' love of 60s British and French pop and replace it with bland Bacharach orchestrations. Even a thinly veiled attempt to win me over with a song called "French Rock & Roll" doesn't help. It turns out to be a repetitive, spoken word piece (as are several other trax on here) that doesn't even have any kitcsh value going for it. Sounds kinda boring, doesn't it? It is.


Black Rebel Motorcycle Club – B.R.M.C. (Virgin)

Another "black" mark on the summer listening scene is this debut effort from a San Francisco trio whose name derives from Brando's band of rebels in The Wild One. It's not such a bad idea to combine the sound of Bauhaus ("Red Eyes and Tears"), Spacemen 3 ("Awake", "As Sure As The Sun") and Jesus and Mary Chain ("Whatever Happened To My Rock 'n' Roll", "White Palms") in trying to come up with something new in these days of "retroverkill", and those are certainly worthy influences. However, in an unfortunate case of "right place, wrong time", Bauhaus and 2/3 of S3 reformed almost as soon as this hit the shelves, rendering it superfluous and redundant.

It's not that the songs are all that bad (in fact, the final two, "Head Up High" and "Salvation" are actually quite good and should serve as fitting submissions for whoever wants to release another S3 tribute record), it's just that the originals are out strutting their stuff again, so these copycats are already past their "sell by" date. Or, to paraphrase British DJ and indie/underground music guru John Peel, "I know what's good for you and this ain't it."


The Black Sun Ensemble – The Black Sun Ensemble (Camera Obscura)
www.cameraobscura.com.au

Australian imprint Camera Obscura's second archival BSE release (their first was last year's wonderful Sky Pilot,) this was that old desert fox, Jesus Acedo's debut effort, originally offered in miniscule amounts on Pyknotic back in '85. Not to be confused with the similarly titled Reckless release that appeared a year later, this is the original trio of Jesus, Michael Glidewell on bass and John Brett on drums. It finds Jesus struggling with ideas and sounds that would gel on future releases like Lambent Flame (my favorite BSE release), but the formative struggles thus presented are a real find for students of psychedelic guitar instrumentals. In fact, I'm immediately reminded of the similar territory explored on Clark Hutchinson's A=MH2, which also incorporated eastern modality and experimental acoustic guitar pyrotechniques into a totally new sonic experience. Even the song subtitles recall CH: "Improvisation in the Key of A," "Improvisation in C Scale," "Blues in B Minor," etc. 

Having come into BSEs catalog in inverse chronological order, its hard for me to appreciate the many attempts at what would eventually become LFs centerpiece "Beneath the Sapphire Sky," as no less than half the tracks (notably "Ruby Eyes of China," "Heart of the Sky," "A Chunk of Mandolin Love" and the latter half of "Ice Breaker") all feature "Sapphire Sky"'s familiar chord progression. I'm also not sure the reissue has been sequenced according to the track listing on the card tray (which does not follow the original) as some of the subtitles don't accurately reflect their parentage ("Emerald Eye 2s" "wacky guitar solo" is anything but and "Icebreaker"'s "Fuzztone Guitar" is not readily apparent,) but these are minor quibbles that may reflect Jesus' wacked out sensibilities more than anything else and they are far outweighed by the highlights, which include the beautifully atmospheric raga of "Mandolin Winds" and the eastern tinged "Mayan Dance." Both of these, indeed the entire album, would benefit greatly if Jesus had studied the sitar and incorporated it into his work. If anything screams out for that exotic eastern instrument, this is surely a perfect example. Of course, that would be an entirely different album, but the one we're left with is no slouch and comes highly recommended to fans of BSEs latter (and, LF aside, decidedly inferior) output as well as to students of psychedelic instrumental guitar music.


Bonny Billy – “More Revery” EP (Temporary Residence)

Short (6 tracks in under 15 minutes) covers’ EP from Will Oldham features his alt.country take on obscurities from Papa John Phillips, PJ Harvey and Bill Withers, among others. It’s got more balls than the typical family of Palace-related releases, but it’s still too backwoods, “hick”-y for my taste. Some of it veers into Songs: Ohia country, some is just plain ol’ country (Tim McGraw’s “Just To See You Smile!?”) and some ramble aimlessly (“Strange Things.”) For fans of the genre and/or Oldham completists only.


Book of Love – I Touch Roses (Reprise)

Oh, to be a fly on the wall at the marketing meeting that green-lighted this release! I'd sure love to know what goes through these aging yuppies' minds when they start throwing around Reprise's obviously healthy "product funds." With so many deserving artists struggling to scramble together enough money to put out labors of love in miniscule quantities of 100-500 copies, why, oh why do we need a "best of" collection from a minor footnote in the history of new wave dance music? For the clueless out there, Book of Love were a New York-based synth pop quartet led by the unrelated Ottaviano's, Ted and Susan, who kept the dance floors hopping a decade and a half ago with such lightweight ear candy as "Boy," "You Make Me Feel So Good," the titular track (all included here) and the eponymous "Book of Love" (their biggest and best known hit, which for some strange reason has been omitted.) Apparently, they went on to release three more albums (all on Sire) which no one ever heard of, let alone bought, which makes this release all the more curious. The fact that a third of the contents (including a superfluous remix of "Boy") were lifted from their debut should tell you all you need to know about Book of Love, including where to spend your money should you be so inclined. 

So why does this thing exist? Admittedly, I lost a few pounds sweating up a storm to that first album (15 years ago!) when, at the height of the "white disco/new romantic" movement, Book of Love were welcomed as America's answer to Human League and anything that got you on the dance floor probably found its way into your record collection. And completists (?!) may be enticed by the three new recordings (all pleasant enough if you're heading off to "80s Night" at your local disco). But the whole shebang reeks of a marketing salvo to see if enough interest could be generated by these moldy oldies to warrant a future full-length original recording. Who knows? Maybe the 80s are making a comeback and Reprise is positioning themselves at the forefront of the revival? (There's a commercial making the rounds these days that features kids singing Karaoke-type versions of Culture Club's "Karma Chameleon" and I recently dusted off my original to play for my 12 year old daughter, who's been dancing around the house driving us crazy with her "interpretation.") If enough Top 40 stations pepper their Saturday night "club mixes" with selections off I Touch Roses, maybe the kids'll even buy a few copies. They sit well next to the latest from the Brittany wannabe's and the boy toys out there and, let's face it, dance music isn't going away. So maybe it's just the old fogey in me that's campaigning to let sleeping dogs lie. For if Book of Love and Culture Club are making a comeback, what's next: A Flock of Seagulls box set!?!


Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds – No More Shall We Part (Reprise)

Well, what have we here? The new album by John Cale and The Holy Rollers? Or is that Bryan Ferry and His Religious Converts? Why, no, it's actually the latest from Nick Cave and it hopefully ends his trilogy of deadpan, mopey snoozers which began with Murder Ballads and peaked on his last release, '97s The Boatman's Call. This time out, Cave and his sad sack of Bad Seeds trudge through a dozen inspirational tunes with the heavy-handedness of a reborn Christian reliving the Stations of the Cross on Good Friday (the fact that this went into national release on Good Friday this year probably isn't a "coinkydink," as Bugs Bunny would say.)

From the moment Cave opens his mouth on "As I Sat Sadly By Her Side," we are immediately transported into Roxy Music territory, ca. Ferry's emotive swansong on Avalon. The only thing missing is Andy MacKay's wailing sax, replaced here by Dirty Three violinist Warren Ellis' moody fillers. The title cut is quite possibly the slowest, most boring track Cave has ever unleashed and sets the stage for the litany of negro spirituals and other songs of faith and devotion that follow.

Cave's fascination with Leonard Cohen (he covered "Tower of Song" on the I'm Your Fan tribute) continues both in name (the shamelessly derivative "Hallelujah" cops more than just its title from Cohen) and spirit(uality): you can think of this as the Christian equivalent of Cohen's Jewish examination of guilt, self-doubt and inadequacy. Even the album's best track, "God Is In The House" sounds like an old Cohen outtake, especially in its oxymoronic juxtaposition of the hypocracy of man's actions when measured against his philosophical "front" of equality for all.

The other issue I have with the album is its lack of original lyrical ideas. Besides regurgitating Cohen in a Christian context, Cave borrows Lowell George's "Six Feet of Snow" for "Fifteen Feet of Pure White Snow," and Spacemen 3s "Walking with Jesus" becomes "Oh My Lord" as Cave assumes Christ's persona and walks the streets of Galilee complete with crown of thorns (here updated to "plastic antlers"), fleeing both the "Sword of Damacles" and Christ's own "Spear of Destiny" in pursuit of the fellows behind "the [Passover] plot" to put him to death. Elsewhere, you'll find references to the Garden of Gethsemane ("Gates to the Garden") and the parable where a disguised Jesus accompanies two men walking along an open road (both "We Came Along This Road" and "Darker with the Day"), although the latter does attempt to imagine what was going through Christ's head as he walked among his disciples on Easter Sunday following his resurrection.

All of this is delivered in such hushed, reverential tones (Cave even resorts to whispering the vocals at one point) that it's all one can do to stop bursting out laughing at the pretentiousness of it all. A major disappointment and an early candidate for worst album of the year.


Client/Server - "Ein" EP (Three Lonely Kaiju)

The fairly recent proliferation of husband/wife musical collaborations (cf. Low, Charalambides, Stone Breath, Yo Lo Tango, et.al.) continues with this new EP from Jennifer DeForge and Tom "The Fish" Guttadauro, a Massachusetts couple whose non-musical scribblings have ocassionally graced our inboxes. Following a none-too-auspicious cover of NYC femme duo, Retsin's "Pink River," which finds our heroes speaking in heavily heliumated tongues with HAL the computer, C/S dive right into the gene pool inhabited by the ilk of Terry Riley, LaMonte Young and other denizens of the deep throated electronic school of sine wave manipulation and computer generated drones on "Wedding Drone," apparently written as their wedding song. I'd love to have been a fly on the wall of that reception! Must have been one helluva "first dance!" Fifteen minutes of Speak 'n' Spell bleeps and bloopers later, "Two Women" arrive with a speaker-shredding onslaught of distorted guitar drones which elbow their way quite nicely up to the bar in between Far Eastern Japanese and Far Southern New Zealand noisemongers Merzbow, Fushitsusha, Bruce Russell, Al Galbraith and Roy Montgomery.

The EPs highlight, "I've Got A Mandate, Shazam" sounds like Steve Reich run amok in a video arcade. Repetitive, ponglike electronic drones rise and fall like a space age pinball machine inducing a hypnotic sense of alienation - sort of like R2D2 nursing a headcrash hangover. An eponymous full-length is also available at the label's website (www.threelonelykaiju.com) and if it's anything like this teaser, it will appeal to fans of avant weirdos, Suicide and last year's Ohm box of experimental electronic gurus.


Leonard Cohen – Ten New Songs (Columbia)

To paraphrase Walter Yetnikof, then-head of Columbia Records who refused to release Cohen's Various Positions, "We know you're sexy, Leonard; we just don't know if you're any good." Ten New Songs hints that Yetnikoff may have been right on both accounts. Leonard Cohen...sexy? Imagine the combined testosterone levels of Jacques Brel and Serge Gainsbourg oozing down your speakers like honey over a ripe melon. "Not any good?" Listen to side two of this record. The pessimists will rightly claim the songs suck: bland, emotionless Muzak for the Geritol generation. Optimists, however, can claim solace in the wonderful first side and, while agreeing that the latter material is not up to the usual Cohen standard, quote the title of one of the standout tracks: "That Don't Make It Junk."

Let's concentrate on those early tracks. Each benefits from the trademark wit (the aforementioned track opens with one of the great couplets of Cohen's career: "I fought against the bottle/But I had to do it drunk") and masterful command of melody - listen to the lilting come-ons in "A Thousand Kisses Deep" and "Here It Is," which features a beautiful duet with Sharon Robinson, who co-wrote this, as well as several tracks on Cohen's previous album, The Future. And "Love Itself" glides over a familiar rolling guitar line that's kept me busy for weeks trying to remember the original. Cohen delivers his familiar "oh, woe is me; I've lost at love...again" lyrics in his typical cigarettes-and-alcohol-damaged voice, which sounds like he just had nodules removed from his throat 15 minutes before entering the studio. At 63, it sounds as coarse as sandpaper (sort of like Tom Waits with a sore throat) but, like Dylan, it's part of his charm and he uses it to up the pheremone levels a few notches. Hey, why do you think Barry White sold all those records? Surely not because of his Adonis-like physique! 

And therein lay the rub of Ten New Songs. Cohen certainly isn't losing sleep putting out new product (he's released less than a dozen albums in 35 years - hell, Nick Saloman put out that many Bevis Frond records in less than five!) or thinking up album titles (half of his catalog is merely vanilla descriptions of the content: Songs of..., Songs From A Room, Songs of Love and Hate, Live Songs, Recent Songs, Ten New Songs...sense a pattern here?) But the romantic inflections of his whispered vocals, the soothing arrangements and playing of his anonymous band and Robinson's own sexy accompaniment - as orgasmic as Doris Troy's cooing on Pink Floyd's "Great Gig in The Sky" add up to the most romantic "fuck album" I've heard in ages. Just don't listen to it alone. That'll spoil half the fun!


Dipsomaniacs – Stethoscopic Notion (Camera Obscura) 

Compilation tracks and singles from Norway’s Dipsomaniacs have been trickling across my desk for the past year or so, but this is the first full-length I’ve heard and on the strength of this, their fourth full-length release, I’ve got a lot of catching up to do. My initial reaction was, quite guiltily, that this is the best Green Pajamas record that Jeff Kelly never wrote, but that only denigrates both artists. However, if you’re as unfamiliar with the Dipsos as I am, this is a fairly obvious comparison that will put you in the frame of mind to enjoy some of the finest pop/psych creations I’ve heard since, for example, the Pajamas’ All Clues Lead To Megan’s Bed, which was only my favorite album of 1999!

Singer/composer/guitarist Øyvind Holm is the “main-iac” at play here and his confections run the gamut from Beatles-esque pop to Byrds-ian guitar-based psych with stops off at the Monkees’ headquarters on the way through the paisley underground to the left banke of swingin London in the 6Ts.

“Don’t Mourn” begins with such a rip-rolling bassline the laser threatens to roll right across the CD. By the time Holm enters front and center with his sleepy, Lennon-esque vocals, you’ve been mentally transported to mid-60s Britain and the air is abuzz with the kaleidoscopic sounds of Rubber Soul and Odyssey and Oracle “Faintly Blowing” in the breeze. The sitar coda is also a great touch! “Feet of Clay” snakecharms it’s way into your head, and Holm’s baroque strumming and cotten-mouthed warble wraps its arms around you and all but tucks you in for the night.

Elsewhere, rose-coloured eyeshades of Paisely Underground stalwarts Rain Parade and Dream Syndicate drip from your speakers like caramel over a candy apple on the stomping “Of Reaching Out” and the mellow “Me For One” is quite reminiscent of Kelly’s “Deadly Nightshade” contribution to the Succour compilation and indicates that a solo LP from Mr. Holm would be a welcome diversion. “At Granny Moon’s” has a freakbeat attack, like Townshend crossed with Davies and Holm drags the trusty sitar out again for “Bring Flowers to the Courthouse”, one of the album’s many highlights, which combines the quirky brass drop-ins of the late Olivia Tremor Control and Neutral Milk Hotel with minor key melodies straight out of the Beau Brummels and Left Banke catalogue. Brilliant!

You’ll also love the faux-“Eight Miles High” solo intro and backward guitars of “Fair-Weather Friend” and the elaborate arrangement and “space is deep”, Hawkwind-ish “Show Me Every Corner”, with it’s high harmony vocals (Three O’Clock’s Michael Quercio is frequently brought to mind), farfisa break and sticky-sweet chorus that you’ll be humming for days. The fine folks at Camera Obscura have delivered many great releases over their short existence but, there’s no question, this may be their finest yet and is definitely one of the best releases of the year. Seek it out immediately!!


The Donnas – Turn 21 (Lookout)

That's right, lads, they're legal now! From teenaged, nookie nymphettes in the garage (as The Electrocutes) to center stage as the prime torch bearers of female raunch n' roll, The Donnas' fifth release finds them mining much the same fields as their obvious foremothers, The Runaways did nearly 25 years ago. (God, I'm getting old!) Mixing heavy doses of that Jett-fueled quartet's penchant for hook laden heavy riffage with the newfound experience of a world tour behind them, the girls, er, women have upped the ante with better playing, catchier tunes and a more professional presentation that still belies their tender years.

Picking up right where they left off with '99s classic Get Skintight, "Are You Gonna Move It For Me?" starts Turn 21 off with an AC/DC-styled chug-a-lug riff with Donna A's double-tracked vocals and Donna R's buzzsaw guitar both recalling vintage Girlschool. The lead single, "40 Boys in 40 Nights" is a punked up version of the beloved Nikki & The Corvettes, another prime inspiration who ruled the roost for female bubblegum rock nearly 20 years ago (did I tell you how old this record makes me feel yet?)

"Midnite Snack" rolls along on the powerful rhythm section of Donnas C and F and the bubblegum-y "Drivin Thru My Heart" would make a fine follow up single: catch melody, inane lyrics and Donna A's flatline vocals all adding up to the perfect toe-tapping, head nodding singalong the kids'll be blaring from their car stereos this summer.

Every Donnas' record contains a none-too-subtle Ramones ripoff and "Little Boy" is Turn 21's entry: three chords, fewer lyrics an and anthemic chorus all clocking in under two minutes. On "Don't Get Me Busted," Donna F actually steps out for a rudimentary solo and the blink and you missed it "Police Blitz" manages to incorporate Schlitz beer, Cheech & Chong and smoking bowls all inside its 1:39 adrenaline rush.

By now you've got the picture: 3 chords, juvenile, coming of (legal) age lyrics celebrating beer, bongs and boobs and vintage Ramones' riffs with ocassional forays into The Runaways, Corvettes and Girlschool songbooks all served up with the gusto and joie de vivre of four young babes in skintight, hooker regalia who obviously just wanna have some fun. You will, too. Belly(button) up to the bar, ladies - next round's on me.


Dunlavy – The Alison Effect (Camera Obscura)

NB: This also appeared in Ptolemaic Terrascope #31.

Australian imprint Camera Obscura long ago established its reputation as one of the finest contemporary psych labels in the world and this, its 43rd release will only serve to solidify its place alongside legendary upstarts like Stiff, Bomp, Factory, Fontana, Deram, Decca, et. al. The fifth full length from Houston's Dunlavy is the first to hit my ears and, on the basis of what lies within, won't be the last. Not many artists have such confidence in their material that they choose to open with epic, 18 minute instrumentals, but "Woe Be To Croton" finds ex-Mike Gunn-slingers Scott Grimm (not to be confused with Houston's Project Grimm) and John Cramer sashaying into the room with an easy going acoustic strum that reminds us of Hawkwind's debut busking and builds to a spiritual cleansing of hypnotic moans, chants and religious fervor like that aboriginal shaman in Peter Weir's "The Last Wave." This loose raga vibe had me reaching for Buzz Linhart's old Seventh Son's 4AM at Frank's reish with Hapshash's Coloured Coat on deck (us DJs always think in terms of segues – an occupational hazard, I'm afraid.)

Not content to rest on their laurels, "Rob Walks In" sounds like Cobain fronting CSNY in their 4 Way Street heyday. Sharp, sweet licks of white lightning tear through the haze, but never threaten to deteriorate into stadium guitar god wankoff. A mid section from another galaxy drops in as we drop out to Dead-like forays into rambling, jambling, "what song were we playing again?" cosmic stardust. The Shalabi Effect (a possible inspiration for the album's title) takes hold of our senses and blasts us into the album's most "structured" piece, "Sassy," a short Creedence meets The Ventures instro that pulls us into a swampedelic pool of quicksand and gleefully smirks as we struggle, helplessly, to free our mind and booties.

A slight misstep into Tortoise shell jazz, complete with Crimsonesque signature changes ("Lacerating") is forgiven by the 12 minute closer "Better Than Sleep." Like Crosby's "What Are Their Names" (from his brilliant debut If Only I Could Remember My Name, the album whose stony vibe most often springs to mind during this listening experience), it flounders around in search of a direction for a few minutes (even dropping in a moment of dead silence) before Grimm's taut picking and Cramer's slide find what they're looking for and all hell breaks loose for 10 minutes of El Syd with a frog in his throat and an honest-to-god "Free Bird" anthemic vibe that ebbs and flows like the mighty Mississip. Hold on for dear life and ride out this "apocalyptic vision of the nuclear destruction of Austin that came to Scott in a dream." It fizzles out a few minutes too soon, but an overall imprint has been forged on your psyche, making the search for previous incantations in the Dunlavy catalog the next logical step in your search for the eternal buzz.


The Electric Crayon Set – One Man’s Trash... (Soundhawk – Finland)
http://personal.inet.fi/musikki/timo.paakko/timo.html

Some of the best psych music on the planet these days is emanating from Scandinavia. Excellent releases from The Spacious Mind and Peter Scion (Sweden), The Dipsomaniacs and Ring (Norway) and Sigur Ros (Iceland) have been cropping up over the last few years, and now we have The ECS from Finland, led by guitarist/vocalist Timo Pääkkö. Their debut release leads off with the title track, a catchy, acoustic driven acid-folk stomper, replete with crystalline guitar solos and a hummable chorus that’ll stick with you for days. “Go All The Way” is more radio friendly ear candy, riding along on a swirling Hammond B riff that also punctuates “Paperbag Song”. These are the kinds of songs that Bomp! Built its reputation on throughout the ‘80s, particularly on its Voxx subsidiary: power pop from the garage. 

“I’ll Be Your Dream,” a re-recording of a single by an early ECS incarnation known as Jennie Tropik Dream is one of those songs you’ll swear you heard all over the radio in the ‘80s when power pop/New Wave washed the bad taste of punk out of the public’s mouths (and minds). It’s catchy as hell and should propel this record into the collections of ‘80s revivalists everywhere.

If you have both of The Sinceros’ records, you’ll love “Everywhere I Look”, a rockin’ soul and r&b infected charmer that would have sold millions if it had Huey Lewis’ or Squeeze’s name on it back in the day. And, speaking of Difford & Tilbrook, I’d swear “My Dear Old Problem” was one of their lost originals buried on a B-side somewhere. Elsewhere, “Dark”, with its blistering guitar solo, snarling Hammond B and ominous minor chord is a pop version of Black Sabbath and “Now Ann” marries Creation with The Who, complete with Eddie Phillips' trademark windmill power chords and harmonies approaching Four Seasons proportions.

So, if you recall the ‘80s frivolities and find yourself pulling out those old MTV-generation oldies but goodies more frequently these days, add this to your holiday shopping list. It’s one of those records you’d swear was oh, so familiar, yet Pääkkö & Co. have crafted a set of anachronistic originals that put the fun back in rock and roll. As Johnny Rotten said, “You remember fun, don’t you?”

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