ONCE in a long before time,
before Queen Victoria came to reign over we, in dis country dere
lib' Chim-Chim bird; an' him build him nes' up'pon de top of de
grass, an' in de evenin', when de breeze come down from de hills,
it go up an' down, up an' down, an' rock Breda Chim-Chim bird
to sleep.
Now in dis country de same time, live a berry clever man, name
Annancy. He was so clever dat sometime him mek' himself big, an'
sometime little, an' him was half man an' half spider-a sort of
*jumbe man.
Now dese two, Annancy an' Chim-Chim, get to know each oder in
de bush; an' ebery evenin' dey play kyards together.
Now dey mek' a bargain, an' dey write de bargain hout: Dat de
one dat loose is to pay a fine to de one dat win-an' de one dat
win is to tek a piece of flesh off de one dat loose. Now dis go
on for a long time, till Annancy get quite t'in.
So now at las' Annancy him say him would only play one time more;
an' dey play, an Annancy win. An' Annancy say, "Now den Breda
Chim-Chimn, I gwin to tek a piece of flesh off you!" An Annancy
so please-him laff!
But Chim-Chim say, "Why!" 'an fly away.
Long time Annancy try to ketch Chim-Chim, by springes, an' **Calaban,
an' lime' but all dis time Chim-Chim is too clever fe' him-an'
he no ketch him at all!
So at las' Annancy go to him frien' Tiger (dat is anoder Spider),
an' say, "I do beg you, Breda Tiger, help me ketch dat ole
Chim-Chim bird; him go fly away, an' I can't ketch him at all!"-an'
Tiger say-
"An' what will you gib' me if I help you ketch him?"
An' Annancy say-
"O me sweet frien' Tiger, I will gib' you one cow!"
Now Tiger is well fond of cow, an' him say him would do it! So
him tink an' tink for a long time-an' at las' him say-
"I tell you what we wi' do, Breda Annancy. I wi' lie down
in de house an' play dead! an' you wi' tek a bell an' walk all
roun' de town an' ring it-an' bawl out, "De great Massa Tiger
is dead-de great Massa Tiger is dead." An' den all de people
wi' come to de funeral-an' den you can ketch him!"
So dey write de bargain hout!
Now de nex' gran' market day, Chim-Chim come to town to get ***Quattie
peas an' rice, an' some plantain an' salt-fish an' yam.
An' when him go trough de town-an' was in de market, him hear
a bell ringin'-an' him ax' de people what it is? an' de people
tell him say "De great Massa Tiger is dead."
An' Chim-Chim say-
"De great Massa tiger is dead?"
An' dey say-
"Yes, de great Massa Tiger is dead!"
An' Chim-Chim say-
"Hi! an' when is him dead?"
An' dey say-
"Yesterday forenoon."
An' Chim-Chim say-
"I mus' go get me bes' coat an' go to de funeral." An'
den Chim-Chim go home an' put on him second-best-two-tailed-blue-coat
(fe' him best coat is too good fe' Tiger)-an' him ****qui-qui
shoe-an' when him walk de shoe go "Buoay-soi, Buoay-soi,"
an' him go to Tiger house door mout. An' when him get dere him
see a lot of people outside de house, a mint of people! an' him
say-
"So de great Massa Tiger is dead?"
An' de say-
"De great Massa Tiger is dead."
An' Chim-Chim say-
"An' when is him dead?"
An' dey say-
"Yesterday afternoon."
An' Chim-Chim say-
"An' what is him dead wid?"
An' dey say-
"De heat of de wedder!"
An' Chim-Chim say-
"Hi! an' is him laugh at all since him dead?"
An' dey say-
"No-a."
An' Chim-Chim say-
"You no know dat man no dead at all till him do laugh?"
An' now when Tiger hear dis him gib' one big ha-ha in de house.
An' Chim-Chim say-
"Hey hey, me neber hear dead man laugh yet!"
An' him fly away!
An' Annancy no ketch him 'dat time, an' Tiger no get de cow.
*****Bumby, long time after dis, Annancy tink him wi' try one
more time to ketch Chim-Chim. So him go into de bush where Chim-Chim
lib, an' get in to him nes'. Now Annancy so heab'y dat when him
get into de nes', de nes' go down 'pon 'de groun'! An' bumby in
'de evenin' Chim-Chim come home to him nes'-an' see it down 'pon
de groun'! Him neber see it down so before! So him look at it
all roun'-an' at las' him say-
"Good evenin', me nes'!"
Nes' no say notting.
At las' him walk all roun' de nes' an' say-
"Hi! how is dis? Ebery evein' I come home an' say, 'Good
evenin', me nes',' and me nes' say, 'Good evenin', Breda Chim-Chim
bird'-but dis evenin' it no say notting!"
An' den Annancy say from out de nes'-
"Good evenin', Breda Chim-Chim bird!"
An' Chim-Chim say-
"Hey hey! Why-me neber' hear nes' talk yet!"
An' him fly away.
An' Annancy neber ketch him to dis day!
*jumbe - evil spirit
**Calaban - bird trap
***quattie - penny ha'penny
****qui-qui - squeaky
*****bumby - by-and-by