| P-L-E-A-S-E!!! - Ladies, I'm married! |
Ok... Maybe this is exaggeration. It's something I learned from reading the curricula vitae of research scientists (but not the ones that have anything to do with my performance evaluations) and by listening to politicians... so here's a nice picture of me on my yacht in the Mediterranean Sea. The Lear jet is just out of the picture and, of course, I'm standing on the yacht. If you're not impressed, maybe you can at least agree that I need a vacation!