I am well aware of how dull and un-artistic this website is. I don't care. It's only purpose is to serve as a repository for published and unpublished items from my past that have since dissolved into the cybernetic ether. My personality has always been a mixture of elaborate artistry and spartan utilitarianism. This website is a utility.

Beside, my simple css and .js includes load fast, and who really wants to wait for pointless Flash junk to load, anyway?

Contained within are the remaining archives of Fallout Magazine's "Vomit Boy" series, The "Pop-Culture Meat Grinder" interviews published in Hybrid Magazine's early days and The Hooligan's later days, my artwork and design projects over the last 15 years, and some of my engineering and machining projects.

The creature in the upper left is Chernobog, the demon that inhabits Bald Mountain in the Urals. It originates from Slavic pre-Christian lore. The name is written in the cyrillic characters from the country of its origin. Chernobog translates literally to "black god." Chernobog is most famously known as the demon in Disney's "Fantasia."