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Mike E. Has A Big Mouth
It's been awhile since my last story but
here goes. Another cop story. I don't remember exact dates and times but I know
it's in the summer and it's after 11:00 pm probably a weekend night ... Right
after I finish with roll call we all leave and jump into our cruisers and head
out. I'm the SGT. of the shift, the cruiser in front of me pulls into the donut
shop (hey! we have to eat too) so I follow and a cruiser behind follows me ...
We now have five cops waiting at the counter placing orders, the coffee shop is
full like any typical weekend night. As we are placing our orders we hear
snorting pig sounds coming from the group of 16 year olds (three girls two boys)
at the very end of the counter. We get our coffees and snorting sounds persist
so Mike E. (I'll leave his last name out) and his partner start walking down to
the group, I in turn follow along with the other two officers. As we approach
the group one of the girls starts to giggle, Mike E. turns toward her and at the
top of his voice says, "LISTEN YOU LITTLE F@$%^( C@#$ I'LL WHIP OUT MY D@#$ AND
STICK IT SO FAR DOWN YOUR THROAT, YOU'LL CHOKE TO DEATH" ... My jaw hits the
floor, I turn towards the customers who are all sitting at the counter (place is
packed) and I'll never forget this part, they are ALL staring at me and all at
once they turn and face forward, ya got-a love the Boston Code, "I See Nothing"
... that's just one of a few stories about Mike E., he was a terror but always
interesting. Paul
White Trash Rug Rats, and Proud of it ... lol
I
think around the ages of maybe 7 to 10 back in the late 60's, every week we
would have go-cart races, not the motorized kind but the wooden kind you built
from scratch. Most of us kids built them ourselves because like any inner city
kids your dad was either at the local VFW or the Elks, Gone Fishing (it was a
sure bet he was drinking somewhere) etc ... Every house had an old fashion baby
carriage in the basement and that carriage had the big spoked white wheels on
it, perfect for a go-cart. My friends and I would take a plank of wood, nail a 2
by 4 for the back axle and attach the wheels only using nails in the middle to
make it spin, some times we would get real fancy and remove the axle from the
carriage and nail that on the 2 by 4 (mom's going to love to see what we did to
her carriage). Then you would attach a 2 by 4 for the front axel with one big
screw and washers in the middle so it could turn left to right, attach your
wheels and tie a rope to either side of the axel so you could steer it ... now
the most important thing you could put on your go-cart was a brake, you just had
to have a brake and hopefully it wouldn't fall off during the race. Brakes were
made by nailing a piece of wood to the side of the go-cart so when you pulled on
the top of the wood the bottom hit the street, problem is you still needed 40
feet to stop ... we would have several races on race day and kids would come
from their streets and bring their carts, we would mostly race down Huntington
Ave but every once in a while we had to race Safford Street, and I hated Safford
Street hill, it was steep and for a 10 year old it was a mountain. I think we
spent more time running home crying because we either crashed into another
go-cart at the bottom of the hill or we flipped over on the way down, and forget
helmets where they even invented back then ... lol Paul Feeley
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The Bank Job
This story takes place on a hot summer
day, I think I'm around 15. I'm in the downstairs apartment watching TV. My aunt
and her girl friends are going back and forth up the hallway to the kitchen,
yaking as usual. The men are in the kitchen talking but I can't make out what
they are saying and I'm not really interested. Hey (INSERT NAME HERE statue of
limitations applied here… lol), I yell, Can I take a Smoke? Sure, go ahead, he
responds. Damn filter less Camels, yek! But I take one anyway. The guys leave
out the backdoor and the women are in the kitchen around the table talking up a
blue streak, me I'm just sitting in the living room watching more TV. A short
time goes by and I mean a short time, suddenly the TV breaks into Special
Report. It’s a bank robbery in Hyde Park and I'm looking at the TV thinking,
SHIT! That’s right up the Square … The women from the kitchen come running in
and view what’s on the tube. The reporter says that the Police have apprehended
suspects and shots were fired. The women all fall to the ground and start to
scream, cry and hug each other. I looking at them, I look back at the TV … HOLY
F’n SHIT! THOSE F@#$en idiots, NO WONDER THE CONVERSATION WAS SO QUIET… how
about asking me to leave people so I wouldn't be an accessory, (THANK YOU VERY
MUCH) L Gags
White Hen and Thin Joints
I
live in Hyde Park's Ross Field section and like most kids around here it's
Friday and that means two things, find a buyer and figure out which female I'm
going to make a play for. First thing I have to search my brothers room and see
if he left any pot around, a roach, anything to start off the weekend on the
right foot. Me and Mike go and pay a visit to Gerard and see what it will cost
us to get him to do the packy run, I got 20 people up in my room and they all
need something, Thank God our mothers give us money for the movies ... anyway we
finally got our booze and back in my room me and Gerry are doing shots while
Tommy and bibs are playing bumper pool, these guys hold a grudge but they can
both run the table and that's playing ALL bumper shots. After a few hours of
drinking, loud music and pool me, mike, Gerry and jimmy Mc take a walk to the
White Hen. Mike gets in a shouting match with the dude behind the counter, the
Guy thinks mike is trying to put something under his coat, Hell Mike isn't
trying, he's doing ... anyway the guy and mike cool off and the dude invites us
back to the store at closing time, 11:30 comes we go back and the guy invites us
into his car, Charger RT, fast car ... he sparks up a bone thinner than a
pencil, we're all looking at each other think what's this dude trying to pull,
anyway we smoke with him and we say our good byes and on the way back home we
all feel like we are tripping our brains out... the dudes pot was primo ...
needless to say he just made friends with our group, the next day we went back
to thank him and stayed friends as long as he worked there or until I was barred
from there because the cops told them a man who had robbed them more than once
was hiding out in my house ... F@#$@# Monahan, he ruins everything Paul Feeley
- Thursday, February 28, 2002 at 17:06:53 (EST)
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