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From Seventh Inning Stretch:
He answered his phone, "Dooley," the way he always does, quick and
flat, like talk is money and he's deep in debt. He came into Kevin's
office without saying hello to anybody, refused a seat with one quick
headshake, and stood just inside the door, scanning the room with his
ice-blue eyes. Sometimes I long to ask Bo Dooley if he suspects the
building is on fire.
I said, "Kevin's crew is having an interesting week....
Kevin pointed his fistful of reports at Darrell and said, "Go
ahead."
"Five complaints Monday," Darrell said, "all involving a swarthy guy
with a Hispanic accent. He approaches somebody, in a crowded hotel
lobby or the atrium at Methodist Hospital, says he just found this
envelope full of coins and he's a stranger here and needs help deciding
what to do with it. He's very nervous because he's a foreigner and
doesn't want to get in trouble. The coins are from three or four
countries, like a small collection, a couple of them are fairly old.
There's a name and phone number on the outside of the envelope--"
"Let me guess," Bo said. "The mark calls the number, and a woman
says, 'Oh, goody, you saw my ad in the paper, huh?' and tells him she's
offering a big reward."
Darrell looked up from his notebook and said, "How's come you're
answering property complaints?"
"It's one of the oldest scams in the world," Bo said. "The woman asks
them to bring the coins to her, right?"
"Well, right, yes, she can't come downtown because she can't leave her
sick mother, but she'll pay a thousand dollars if they'll bring the
envelope--"
"And the guy who supposedly found the coins says he's afraid, the
police in his country trap people for ransom sometimes--"
"Something like that, yeah, so he says I don't care about the big
reward, just pay me a couple of hundred dollars, and you can keep whatever
she pays you."
"So the mark pays him two hundred and takes the coins to the address
the woman gave him, and it's an empty lot."
"Okay," Kevin said, "but this one's got a fun wrinkle. A
couple of times, when the mark got a little suspicious and started to walk
away, a second guy turned up and joined the conversation."
"Uh-huh," Bo said, "and he says, Hey, a couple of those coins are
really valuable, I'll give you two-fifty for the lot."
"Jeez, you know the whole routine, don't you?" Darrell said.
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