Portland Santacon II 2007 - 12/22/07
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Multiple Santas took these photos including Santa Saint Cheese, Santa Kimberly, Santa Rich, and Santa Yankee Pants:
Unconfirmed Reports, etc:
New on the naughty list is FEZ.
it definately was Reindeer Fucker that got to me
Hell, it was
probably a whorehouse Christmas tree in its better day.
So, if you were on the yellow bus, and are missing a red cell phone, a pair of roller skates, your pants, and who the fuck knows what else we found,
you'll need to call the Fez, to see if they still have it.
That Santa sees you when you're sleeping
and knows when you're awake;
This Santa sees you in the shower
and wants to play patty-cake.
I join Furball and also recommend that you not wear an "Satan hat" when cruising Peacock Lane
Hell, I shouldn't even go to SantaCon, let alone SatanCon with my job.
I knocked the fence over and even puked a little in the R-ville.
"open yer baaaaag"
Santa has a lot of other good stories, but knows better to publish them on the public interweb.
Email Santa Saint Cheese: firstname.lastname@example.org