June 14, 2000
Phoenix: No, Really, It's A Dry Heat...
Starting odometer = 5432
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Western Skies Golf Club in Gilbert, AZ
I am thoroughly drained. Eighteen holes of golf, lots 'o beer, and 110 dry f*cking degrees in the shade.

Birds

I am Tiger Woods.

Delightful bar matron Stephanie, who supplied us with beer/water/fries as we gathered strength for the journey to the car.

The lovely and wonderfully friendly Kindal, who supplied us with beer when we exhausted our stash.

Karrie and Dave have two incredible dogs -- Chevy (prone and really intelligent) and Bair (sitting and cute as can be).

Random view of the Arizona moon