June 17, 2000

Albuquerque to Oklahoma City, OK: Oklahoma! Sucks

Starting odometer = 6117

Distance = 558 miles

Oklahoma sucks. These are scary people. It is without a doubt the unfriendliest place and people I have seen on my journey. Nobody smiles. I can't wait to leave. The ride sucked too... nothing on the radio.

BTW are you all watching Tiger Woods? I hope you are, he is beyond incredible. He has the rest of the best golfers in the world crying about how unfair it is for them to have to play him because he can do things that no one else in the world is capable of doing. Yesterday, I saw him hit a shot 215 yards uphill to a blind green from 6" tall rough to within 5 feet of the hole... with a 7 iron. Unbelieveable. Marvelous. Fantastic. Absurd. Unapproachable. Wow. He is better at golf than anyone in the world is at whatever it is that they do... by a wide margin... and hasn't peaked yet.

My hygiene gear arrives! Thanks again Karrie!

New Mexico

Amarillo and the rest of Texas

Hell... err... Oklahoma City and the rest of this G*dforsaken place

I'm really starting to lose steam...

I'm getting sick of driving, and I'm ready to sleep in my own bed.

Tomorrow Memphis!