june20

Driving through Virginia with no RADAR detector. Ugh. Mike Valentine -- patron saint of speed limit scoffers and all-around electronics demi-god -- insists that his Valentine One is undetectable by RADAR detector detectors. Who wants to take that chance with a $400 unit that the "Man" is licking his chops to take? Flying blind through Virginia, I set the cruise control on 74.5 mph -- the fastest I think I can drive without being pulled over.

Along the way to Richmond, I count 32 people getting tickets. I have to go to Richmond because I cannot find a hotel room within 20 miles of Washington.

At all times, there are three stations broadcasting that drivel spouted by that lard-ass, truth-stretching, sensationalizing, slant-viewed, hypocritical, not-even-registered-to-vote-let-alone-actually-voted, if-he-gets-the-Monday-Night-Football-job-I'll-have-to-boycott, fat-f*ck Rush Limbaugh. That is definitely why this area is screwed up.

BTW, is it POSSIBLE to have two worse presidential candidates?

On one hand, you have a guy who can't decide who he is or what he even stands for... One year it's environmental Al Gore. The next year it's the Internet Al Gore. Then it's family values Al Gore. After that, the help-Americans-save Al Gore. He can't even keep a campaign manager in tow for one stinking election.

On the other hand, LOL, you've got a silver spoon suckling moron, who has to write on his hand to remember to breathe. He doesn't UNDERSTAND any of the issues. G*d help me if I have to see that little "I have no understanding of what you're talking about" smirk for four years. What makes him think he can run the country? He couldn't run a frigging bank or the Texas Rangers successfully, let alone an entire nation. Hell, he'd be in JAIL if daddy hadn't bailed him out of the savings and loan scandal with taxpayer money. Let's not even begin to talk about the cocaine thing... F' George W. Bush!

This year is the best ever to pull the Libertarian lever. We NEED a third party, but not the one that gets a pro-wrestler elected governor or nominates a Warren Beatty or that cartoon-character Ross Perot for president.

We NEED the frigging Libertarians. I'm pulling that lever for sure.

We bring you back to our scheduled programming...

Tomorrow DC!