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Copyright © 2006 by Zack Smith All rights reserved. "Because you deserve a break." Hoodia equals successHoodia is a wonderful plant whose cultivation is controlled by a tiny African tribe in a desolate backwater of the famous armpit part of Africa. It allows them to flourish and to buy ice cream and Nike sneakers in a place that would otherwise be an open-air cesspool where the only entertainment is cow-tipping.Hoodia is the first product ever in history to allow teenage girls to achieve the wonderful nirvana like state of true pencil thin anorexia, which until now could only be achieved on the starvation diet, or by putting body parts in a vise for hours on end, or by the surgical removal of muscle mass which was typically performed by amateur so-called "surgeons" at great risk to your body and finances. In addition, Hoodia has been shown to successfully relieve the problem of excessive cash accumulation that haunts and troubles many victims, and causes great stress to those who are tragically bereft of poverty, suffering from not just fatness but a lack of debt. Without any pain or inconvenience hoodia lobs off great masses of cash that otherwise would suck the life out of you. Do not worry about rumors that not all Hoodia products are genuine or Hoodia-containing. The many fake Hoodia look-alikes are touted by psychologists for their wonderful and awe-inspiring placebo effect, first discovered in 1934 by Doctor Enrico Placebo of Zaragoza, Spain. This effect has been shown to solve many personal problems even including the massive subdermal buildup of fatty deposits by people who eat like senseless hogs. Top 6 Reasons to Use Hoodia=6=It is time to share the wealth you have built up over years of pointless hard work with kindhearted Internet marketers in far-off places like Romania, Latvia, and China.=5=Hoodia is far cheaper then the surgical removal of tissue and much less painful. In fact, if you think about it the fake hoodia is also good for you in this sense, because it keeps you from being victimized by some amateur "surgeon" with fake medical degrees on his wall who will no doubt screw up and leave a glove or watch inside your body.=4=Free will is overrated. If God had meant you to have free will He would not have given you an uncontrollable joy-giving addiction to food, nor would He have made you so gullible, which incidentally is good because it builds loyalty in God. In short, God loves suckers.=3=Overconsumption of food is a kind of decadence and must be stopped by any means necessary and Hoodia is the perfect solution. Similarly having too much money on hand is also very decadent therefore you should spend it all on Hoodia and embrace a life of meekness and moderation and gullibleness. Experts specifically tout Hoodia's poverty-increasing benefits as a means of building character.
=2=Every time you give your money to an impoverished Africa-based Hoodia grower, you make a friend, and you become ever so slightly less lonely and a fuller, bigger, gentler person in the process, so to speak. Get a life, through Hoodia.=1=Sure, it tastes like crap, but if you add lots of sugar to it it tastes just like candy. Fatty like candy, right?Links
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