Cats Suck: Part II:
I hate cats. Cats are the single most annoying creatures on the face of the earth. What other animal has an evil look constantly? None. Cats are spoiled pompous pricks and all of them should be shot...or drowned..
The other day I was opening our pool for the summer. I have done this every year since we got a pool, and I don't mind doing it because I enjoy spending my summers swimming and hanging out with friends beside my pool. Until this year, I never had problems while opening the pool other than inconsequential, little problems that could be fixed easily. When I took the cover off my pool this year, I smelled something horrible. I looked in the water and I found the most horrid thing ever. This is what it was:
(Note for the slow: Water gets discolored because of algae when it sits for a while)
Look directly below the fencepost. That is a dead cat floating in my pool. What the hell? How does a cat get in a sealed pool? Maybe the cat was looking for its brother that I found on my front porch (See "Cats Suck")!!! This is so stupid. Because of this stupid ass cat I had to totally empty the pool, scrub it over and over again, and then waste tons of water filling the pool back up. Cats are nothing but a pain in the ass. I don't mind that the cat was dead, in fact, that's one less cat the world has to deal with. However, I do mind the fact that because of some stupid cat's ignorance I spent days cleaning up the mess. This is why all cats should be killed: All they do is cause trouble.
I have more "up close" pictures of this cat, but they are a little nasty. If you would to see all of the other pictures, you may do so by clicking here.
This cat was odd: It liked water!!!!!