Bon Jovi and other aged artists suck:
Have you ever turned on the radio, tuned to your favorite station, only to
find the ghastly music of Bon Jovi? After the Super Bowl this year, Bon Jovi
played his atrocious song "It’s My Life". I thought that I had heard
this song once before in Super Bowl history, so I began to investigate my
intuition. I discovered that Bon Jovi has played in four consecutive Super
Bowls and has played "It’s My Life" in two consecutive Super Bowls
(once at half-time, and once during the post game show).
Millions and
millions of dollars are spent each year getting celebrities to come and play
music at the Super Bowl. Many times the artists that play music at the Super
Bowl are artists on the downfall of their career. Bon Jovi has been on the
downfall of his career for many years now (and by following the trend of declining
artists playing at the Super Bowl, he has been on the decline for FOUR years).
DEAR GOD! For Christ’s sake, quit playing that WRECHED song that makes "…my
life" (along with many other appalled people) sick.
Bon Jovi is
way past his prime of respectable musical performance. It isn't just him that
is past his prime; it’s a lot of these futile old farts that still try to
play music such as Elton John: One of the most gay artists in the business,
whose incessant gayness conciliated Eminem to his gay cult. Bon Jovi’s attempts
to become once more famous are futile, and I disparage his entire career to
nothing more than a hazard to all people.
The rigor
of his impact on the music business is ruthless. I will not condone him for
his crimes against humanity, and I pray that the FDA will ban his music from
all of America’s people and land. The disparity between a sane artist and
him is almost as big as the crack between the ass cheeks of Eminem. Most artists’
music does not sound the same; however Bon Jovi’s music is all the same old
crap Every single one of his songs is incessant. I believe that there must
be a total of TWO different notes in all of his songs. Most morons can play
all of his songs; hell, even two-year-olds can play his songs!
If you don’t
agree with me then you are truly a minority. Bon Jovi should hang up his damn
mic and GO INTO SEQUESTRATION.