Cats Blow:

Cats are hazards to the world. I cannot stand cats. This afternoon, I came home after soccer practice as usual, and when I walked in the door my mom told me I had a package on the front porch. I was thinking "Hey, this could be my new computer case I just ordered!". When I opened a door, I found an ever better package waiting for me. This is what it was:

THIS IS THE BEST SURPRISE I HAVE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE!!! I couldn't think of a better "package" to receive!!

The cause of death of this cat is unknown. You can tell that the cat is missing a leg in the back. Only God knows how this happend...

People hate cats.

-Zac

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