Freshmen Blow:
Many times while walking down a hall in school I will encounter one person who insists on walking against the flow, which causes a big disturbance in the traffic *if you will* during classes. This infuriates me.
Most of the time it is usually a freshman or a sophomore who
is doing this. Freshmen suck and are dumb as crap. I can’t stand
the fools. It’s not just the walking on the wrong side of the hall that
pisses me off; it’s the general attitude of all of the freshmen. Freshmen
come into school thinking they are the biggest and coolest people on earth,
only to have those fallacious attitudes smashed by an irate upperclassman
such as myself.
Last week we had an unfortunate loss at my school. Perhaps
the best teacher in the school died suddenly of a massive brain hemorrhage.
The entire school seemed to be upset except the freshman class. The
only thing I think I heard that day about Mrs. Bradley (the teacher that unfortunately
died) from the freshman was "Huhuhu, this is bulls*it…we should be fu*kin’
out today cuz of diz' s*itz'." THIS IS RIDICULOUS. Another
freshman said, "This is bulls*it we should get out for this stupid bit*h
dying" and then started laughing.
A great tragedy had stricken the school, and the only thing
a stupid group of freshman could thing about was their own selfish desires.
They didn’t give a crap about Mrs. Bradley; they just cared about being out
of school. The loss of Mrs. Bradley deeply saddened my fellow classmates
and myself. We are appalled with the entire freshmen class. I
WILL NOT CONDONE THEIR ATROCIOUS ATTITUDE.
All of us were once freshmen, and we all made minor mistakes,
but the freshman class this year seems to be the worse one of all time.
They think they are big, bad, and a bag of chips, when in fact all they deserve
credit for is being the toilet of the school, and even this is a stretch because
I’m not even sure if they deserve to be blessed with the piss of the rest
of the school .
Freshmen girls are the worst of all. They are ALL stupid
sluts and whores. The only reason they EVER get a second look is because
of a mistaken identity. They all think they are hot, when they are in fact
ugly, fat, and grotesque.
This situation verifies my claim: The other day I had
a group of freshmen girls approach me and attempt to rape me because I wouldn't
date their annoying friend. They attempted to bitch me out. While
they were bitching me out, I almost puked because of their ugliness.
Their tactics didn't work on me. I used superior E.Q. and I.Q. to beat
them into submission in an argument (I think that I didn't puke because I
didn't eat breakfast that morning, and this is what allowed me to remain a
factor in the argument in which I easily won). I actually brought one
of them to tears. Stupid hoes. After the little clique
ran away, the girl herself ran up to me and started confessing her love for
me. She kept saying that she loved me. HOW CAN YOU LOVE SOMEONE
THAT YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW!!??!?!!?!? WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME ON THE
PSYCHE? Damn.
In conclusion all freshmen everywhere suck. This attitude
of them being superior to everyone and everything else exists in all places.
Oh, and one more thing…Here is a quote from yours truly-
"Never get involved with a freshman; because once you’re involved with
one, you’re involved with them all."
-Zac
The Freshman population of the world sucks.
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