Want to become a child molester? Here are five things you can do to get you started!
This one is a must in order to be a successful child molester. Why is it so important? Well, for starters, if you have an estate that is named after a fairy-tale place (ex. Never-land) then children will be amazed and attracted to the estate itself. It will make your victims feel at home. It will also make your victims feel as if they were in a perfect world, allowing you to make your move without them thinking that what you are doing is wrong. The other key component to the fairy tale estate is the parents of the victim will feel comfortable with you. They will feel like you are treating their child like royalty. This is exactly what you want. Not only do you manipulate the child, but also you manipulate the parents. Perhaps sending them on an exotic vacation would also be beneficial to your plans of rape.
Wow. Talk about a wealth of victims! If you can convince one kid to come, all of the other kids will want to come also. They won't want to feel "left out". If a parent sees that all other parents are letting their children go over to your house, then they will be more likely to let their own child do the same. The more often you have these sleepovers, the more likely parents will let their children stay with you alone. The rest is obvious.
If you've ever taken a sleeping pill, this step is obvious. The day after you take a sleeping pill, you can barely recall what happened the previous night. If the victim cannot recall what happened, then they cannot rat on you. If they do recall, then you can easily convince them that it was just a bad dream. You can also convince them to "obey" you easily if they are drunk off cheap wine. Your victim will not know what they are doing. I'm sure you'll have a great time with that.
Now this one is obvious. If the only entrance to the room your victim will be staying in is through your room, then the victim will have to come through your preying ground on a regular basis. When the victim is going back to his or her room from a bathroom trip in the middle of the night, just snatch them! Think about this also: If there is only one way in, then there is only one way out. In other words, you could sneak into their room in the middle of the night and they would have no escape. Ingenious isn't it? As for the secret door? When the parents come looking for their missing child after the child fails to return from a stay at your house, they'd never know where their child is, nor would they know where to look.
If you've done it once, then only the stupid parents will let their children come over to your house alone without any other adult supervision. If they do find out that you have done something to their child, then they will be too stupid to act. They may even be stupid enough not to believe their own child. You only want the dumbest, most naïve and trusting victims. Having a criminal record will achieve this.
Some people think I'm making fun of Michael "Child Molester" Jackson.