Like, learn some new words jackass:

I absolutely cannot stand people who can't speak without using "like", "you know", "and stuff" every other word. In my English class, we are giving five-minute persuasive speeches. Most of the people had decent speeches and, of course, mine was the best. It blew everyone's mind. My speech was on the Electoral College and why it should be abolished. I left all of my opponents staring, drooling, and aw-struck at my awesomeness, but that is not the point of this article.

This article is about this dickhead who cannot say one sentence without talking like a valley girl. He's such a pansy. After you give your speech, the class gets to ask you questions about your speech and your topic. After my speech, there was one question. It was from the jackass who like cannot like talk without saying like those, you know, words that are like annoying. He started to ask his question, and it totally blew my mind. It wasn't because it was a hard question; it was because the question was so ambiguous because of all of the valley girl words he was using. I cracked up. I started laughing my head off, as did the rest of the class. I finally figured out what his question was, and I answered it perfectly. A few speeches later, the dumbass made the mistake of talking. My whole side of the room started talking like him. The dumbass didn't even notice.

If you plan on talking in public and have others listen to you without pissing in their pants because you can't speak, learn some more words!! How in the world do you expect to get a job? Are you going to hope that the person that is doing the hiring is deaf? Perhaps you hope that they are also valley girls. It wouldn't be so bad if you actually were a girl, but who the hell has heard of a valley boy?

Guess what? Our side of the room counted how many times this dude said "like" and also the number of times he said "you know". Here is a chart of the number of times each was said:

I think that explains it all.

I hate people like this