The Easiest Riddle Ever:
Ok, so you want to know what the easiest riddle ever is? It goes something like this: What's ugly, bald, and fat but still tells people how to lose weight? The answer is obvious. To see if your answer was correct, click here.
I absolutely DESPISE Dr. Phil. I mean, look at him. Who gives him the right to tell people how to lose weight or grow hair? Seems like he has his own hair and weight issues to me. What he does is absolutely ridiculous. For instance, right now on his show he has about eight to ten people who are trying to lose weight. He is counseling them all as they go through their "life-changing ordeal". He, himself, needs to be part of his own weight loss program. Another thing that pisses me off about him is that he goes insane over the smallest of all things. I heard that this girl was on the show and she was around 18-19 years old. Here parents were concerned about her because she went to parties with friends, went to see movies occasionally, and overall had a good time with her life. Dr. Homo, er, I mean Phil went crazy on her. He started talking about how she was ruining her life and all this bull. How in the world can a movie or two ruin your life? If anything, it makes the quality of life much greater. Everyone will agree with this.
Looking at Dr. Phil is enough to make any normal human being crack up. For instance, the other day I was at my girlfriend's house, and my girlfriend and her mom was watching Dr. Phil. I glanced at the T.V. and I instantly started dying laughing. Sometimes I wonder how much make-up he has to put on that baldhead of his to keep the lights from shining off of his head and blinding the audience. I swear I saw the reflection of a guy wearing a rainbow headband on Dr. Phil's head. This goes to show you what kind of people watch Dr. Phil. I can stereotype them perfectly: Gay guys, compassionate females that are intrigued by discussion, and Judge "evil" Judy lovers. I really don't understand why people even bother watching the show. It's stupid, and most of all BORING. Who the hell in their right mind would watch that bull? Dr. Phil is a crotch hugger. Dr. Phil, stick it up your philosophical-nonsense ass!
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