"Re-tooling"; April 20, 2000
With the decision of Dave to rejoin his former cast members on the East Coast (watch for Dave & Becky's Happy Fun Hour this summer!), The Producers of "West Coast Jeff" have a rare and exctiting opportunity for a new cast member to join this freshman sitcom, looking to get renewed for a second season.
Because we have offically run out of Feldmans, The Producers have decided to open up this position to former series regulars, such as yourselves, from the East Coast. This is a terriffic opportunity for you and your stockholders to become a part of one of this year's most stunning new series!
The position opens up on or about June 1--at a cost of just $525/month plus utilities! Cable included! A bargain at twice the price!
Plus, if you act today, you'll get to share in the experiences of your very own wacky neighbor. Instead of hearing about him through legend and lore, you'll actually be able to interact with him on a one to one basis!
BONUS ITEM: If you are the first to sign up, you'll get your very own 2 liter bottle of "Wacky Neighbor Bloody Urine!" Supplies are limited, so act now!
BUT WAIT, there's more!! You will also have access to every bit of of fan mail that Weird Al Yankovic gets! That's right, a great apartment, a great roommate, hours of entertainment from your very own Wacky Neighbor, PLUS piles and piles of authentic Weird Al fan-mail!! Hurry, offer expires soon!
