"A Mini Featurette!" April 30, 2002
The new episode of WCJ will be done soon...(editor's note:
not really) but in the meantime, you need to know these
items. Most of you may know this stuff by now, but in case
you don't:
I got accidentally promoted to "Segment Producer" at The
Osbournes, which, since our last update, has become MTV's
highest rated show ever!!
The episode I worked on "A Very Ozzy Christmas" airs
THIS TUESDAY NIGHT (April 30) at 10:30 EST, on MTV.
From Entertainment Weekly:
One recent evening, the Osbournes pile onto Jack's bed to watch a tape of the Christmas episode, whcih Sharon, as exec producer, has to sign off on. Everyone howls with laughter while watching the tape. Ozzy holds his O-Z-Z-Y tattoed fingers to his face, smirking, looking pleased with himself for once. Usually he can't bear to watch the show because "I look like a million-year-old man and I hate the sound of my voice. It's horrible!"
"That was a good one," says Sharon after the episode ends with a choral rendition of Black Sabbath's "Iron Man.""Did you like that?" She nudges Ozzy with her foot.
"Well, yeah, sort of," Ozzy responds with an indifferent shrug.
So, yes...Ozzy sort of likes my episode!
In an indifferent way!
The other thing you need to be aware of: Since I'll no
doubt be in high demand as soon as this episode airs, I need a
cell phone that works. So I got one. My new number is
(Pay Attention!)
(Editor's Note- We had to take this out after all of you asked Jeffrey for
money. But the phone number was funny. Honest.)
So, watch The Osbournes Christmas Episode Tuesday Night,
10:30PM EST, MTV.
Then call me and tell me, indifferently, what you thought.
New Episode of WCJ soon!!!
May Sweeps!!
--WCJ!
