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There was this couple who had been married for fifty years. They
were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old
gentleman said to his wife:
"Just think, honey, we've been married for fifty years."
"Yeah." she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were
sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here
naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get
naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at
the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly
replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were
fifty years ago." |