Two East Coast hookers decided to move to the West Coast and while driving through New Mexico they stop at a little general store.

Well, lo and behold, there were two older Indian women sitting on the front porch and the four women started up a conversation, which eventually got round to one of the hookers asking what tribe the older two women were from.

The oldest Indian woman said "Well I'm a Navajo and she is an Arapaho."

One of the hookers said "No Shit? Well I'm a New York Ho and she is a Chicago Ho."