Two Newfies, Ned 'n Jarge, decided they aren't going anywhere in life and think they should go to college to get ahead.

Ned goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.

"What's logic?" asked Ned.

The professor answers, "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed-eater?"

"I sure do," answers the Newfie.

"Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replies the professor.

"That's real good." The Newf responds in awe.

The professor continues: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a house."

Impressed, the Newf shouts,"Darned tootin!!"

"And since you own a house and a house is tough to take care of by yourself logic dictates that you have a wife."

"HOLY [#@!$]!! This is incredible!" Ned exclaims.

Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual rather than homosexual," says the professor.

"Lard thunderin Jaysus. You're right on bye! Why dat's the most fascinatin' ting I ever heard of. I caint wait to take dis 'ere logic class."

Ned, right proud of the new world opening up to him, walks back into the hallway where Jarge is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin?" asks Jarge.

Math, history, and logic." replies Ned.

"What da 'ell is logic?" asks Jarge?

"Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weed-eater?"

"No" says Jarge

Ned looks at him and says "Yer queer ain't ya?"